Wednesday, January 22, 2020

barrio headline news for 01212020



Barrio headline news for01222020.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Lewis Mojo Lewis with our award winning barrio headline news;
Don’t believe everything you read:
La commadre Nancy Lopez, a new member of the only barrio workout gym, went to the gym last week and finished her session with laps in the small of smaller pool around midnight. When he emerged, he realized everyone was gone and the doors were locked. He asked himself doesn’t the name suggest that they stay open 24 hours, but didn’t read the fine print “we made the decision recently to close certain part of the gym overnight hours”. He called his wife to let her know he was trapped inside the gym and didn’t want to trip the alarm system. He was able to find a comfortable place to sleep. The gym will work on a bit harder in their closing procedures.
You aren’t Santa!
La family Galvan doesn’t celebrate Christmas like most of us, for some dare reason they celebrate Christmas the second weekend of Jan. in order to buy those reduce Christmas gifts.  That evening the father Ron, was a woken by finding an intruder in his room, sucking on his toes! In the ensuing fight, Ron told the intruder had a gun and managed to force the intruder out of his home, where the thwarted toe-sucker smashed a window in the home and destroyed the windshield of Ron’s car before leaving.  The intruder was arrested shortly when a woman called the cop to let them know there was a man wanting to such her toes!
And finally Hey don’t blame me!

Little Rosanna Banana lost her cool last week at the barrio motor vehicle center, was asked to leave around 3 in the afternoon, after becoming angry over the length of the lines, the authorities said she returned later that afternoon and unleashed her wrath, smashing computers, assaulting workers and kicking the 89 year old security Guard when he attempted to arrest her.
Eventually was responsible for about $23,000 in damages, according to authorities, and after she was arrested, she was the copes found to have a PCP-laced marijuana cigarette in her possession; she was charged with criminal mischief, drug possession, aggravated assault and hindering apprehension.
Dang girl you are going to lalaland for a while, good day.

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