Barrio headline
news for 01302020.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello again Raza, I am General Fideo Vermicelli con today’s award
winning barrio headline news;
Nopalitos virus
on the loose;
Yesterday evening
el barrio health inspector told us que the outbreak of eating Nopalitos virus
is on the loose in the hood and barrio members should wash them very carefully
and boiled right. So of the side effects are farting, runs, and a whole lot of
other things can happen to you if you don’t cook them right.
Large number
of relatives fired from the city and county jobs:
El barrio
elected council members decided they had enough of el barrio leader not
following the law of the land. And in doing so the following relatives to el
barrio leader Tomas Trumpas were fired:
Barrio dog
catcher.
3 barrio
street repair workers.
2 barrio
police man and 1 constable assistant.
7 barrio
health center employees.
6 barrio
park staff.
2 barrio
horses owned by Trumpas.
3 barrio
police dogs owned by trumpas.
7 barrio
cats owned by trumpas daughter.
His Daughter,
his brother, 2 of his sons, and 10 relatives to el barrio leader all were
giving walking papers this morning.
And finally
barrio opens a chit load of new jobs;
Barrio man
that keeps count of jobs and other stuff like that announced this morning que
they had just created a ton of new jobs for the barrio, city and county and
that Trumpas had promised to low the unemployment rate this year. Well we can easily
say that he has done what he promised to do in creating new jobs. Here are a
list of the new jobs created by our great Barrio leader Tomas Trumpas;
Dog catcher,
street repair workers, several police jobs and constable assistances, health
center jobs, park jobs, and a few new positions for farm animals and pets. Contact
the barrio court house for more details
Work work work…come 
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