Monday, January 27, 2020

barrio headline news for 01272020.


Barrio headline news for 01272020.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;
Trumps mad at barrio public newspaper;
El barrio leader told us here at Chicano Cable Hot Wired News Network today que we have better stop writing about him and his family or he is going to shut us down from using public funds. The only problem was we don’t get any funds from anywhere, or anyone. We felt que he was just firing a lot of how air.

Barrio arrest a lot of farm animals at this weekend farm animal rally;
An effort to increase more barrio farm animals to vote this year turned out to be a mess when barrio task force arrested several farm trucks of farm animals during this rally. There were several reason for the arrests from cleaning horse and other animal debris to animals making too much noise and not having the right permit to hold this rally. We didn’t count the number of farm animals arrested but what we do know it was a lot of them. Owners of these animals will be required to pay a fine and stall fees for holding them for a while until they were claimed.

And finally barrio hate liars;
Yesterday at a local church several barrio religious leaders gathered together to denounce our barrio leader and decided to claim that he was the biggest liar in town, county, and state. Furthermore, a letter was written to him wishing to express our extreme displeasure with is choices of words, wisdom and knowledge regarding anything and came up with the conclusion that these facts proves that he was the leading asshole in the city, county and state.
Ok Raza lol, have a great barrio day.

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