barrio headline news for 03022020

Barrio award winning headline news for 03022020.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news;

Barrio prepared for coronavirus;

Yesterday the only barrio medical person told us que as long as you are eating refried beans and tortillas and a little rice you will not get that virus. Dr. Want to be Maria Jessika Pena gave her advice at the corner of third and wells.

Blues grass vs. home grown grass make big hit in the hood;

So folks have called el constable Cadena about some blues grass going around the hood that are making lots of folks sicker than a dog. He not sure where that blue grass is coming from but he sure it’s not from around here.

Country pancho and county Leroy busted;

The only two hillbillies living in the hood were arrested for selling their blue grass weed that is making lots of people stone deaf. Country Pancho and County Leroy as you might remember this two boy’s were a product of a chicana mother and some hillbilly father that claim that they are not the wants selling this blues grass in the hood. The only blue grass we know is the music we play. Charges are pending.

Ok raza get your dancing shoes on and do it..