Tuesday, March 17, 2020

barrio headline news for 03192020



Barrio headline news for 03172020.
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Kingsville, texas. Hello I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio leader blames women for barrio corona hangovers;
Yesterday our barrio leader told a hand full of chickens and dogs and cats at a press conference only for domestic pets that he was sick and tired of all the complaints that women have again this hangovers. Look if you stopped going to bar’s and sit there real pretty and hoping some man or person will buy you a corona, there no else to blame but yourself, he also pointed out that if you are looking for love you must be at all the wrong places.

Women and men raid barrio leader corona bar;
Yesterday afternoon a ton of men and women raided Barrio leader’s Corona bar just opened a few days ago. The reason was that someone painted or spray painted on his front wall of his corona bar that they were serving free corona’s to the first ton of men and  women that showed up. It was reported that at least 7 persons were served.

Two men arrested;
Late last night a few vato’s were arrested after they stole several bails of recycle newspapers during the day. Juanito y Juanota Munoz were arrested at their home backyard where they were trying to sells this recycle paper as toilet paper in the hood. El constable said that they were trying to profit from the recent crisis; the shortage of toilet paper in the hood. El constable said he will hold on to theses bails until they go to court sometime 2025.
One finally point on the corona hangover virus; don’t leave home without it!

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