Barrio headline
news for 03172020.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
texas. Hello I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio leader
blames women for barrio corona hangovers;
Yesterday our
barrio leader told a hand full of chickens and dogs and cats at a press
conference only for domestic pets that he was sick and tired of all the
complaints that women have again this hangovers. Look if you stopped going to
bar’s and sit there real pretty and hoping some man or person will buy you a
corona, there no else to blame but yourself, he also pointed out that if you
are looking for love you must be at all the wrong places.
Women and
men raid barrio leader corona bar;
Yesterday afternoon
a ton of men and women raided Barrio leader’s Corona bar just opened a few days
ago. The reason was that someone painted or spray painted on his front wall of
his corona bar that they were serving free corona’s to the first ton of men and
women that showed up. It was reported
that at least 7 persons were served.
Two men
arrested;
Late last
night a few vato’s were arrested after they stole several bails of recycle
newspapers during the day. Juanito y Juanota Munoz were arrested at their home
backyard where they were trying to sells this recycle paper as toilet paper in
the hood. El constable said that they were trying to profit from the recent crisis;
the shortage of toilet paper in the hood. El constable said he will hold on to
theses bails until they go to court sometime 2025.
One finally
point on the corona hangover virus; don’t leave home without it!
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