Monday, March 9, 2020

barrio headline news for 03092020


Barrio headline news for 03092020.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Commadre smarty pants;
Victoria Luna, 51, in custody at the barrio hold cell for a barroom shooting, apparently smuggled her gun into the jail at the time of her arrest by putting it inside her vagina. A shot was fired in a holding cell, and according to a fellow prisoner, the gun had gone off when Luna sat down on a bench in the cell. No one was hurt but la commadre going have a hard time explaining that extra hole!
Who needs an education:
This pasted February, a sixth-grader at barrio Middle School was suspended and charged with a felony based on constable Cadena police report, when he brought powdered sugar to class for a science project and jokingly told another student that it was cocaine. A custodian overheard the conversation and reported him.
 Late last week we found out that half/dozens of blind students enrolled at our barrio school required to take driver education classes. One sightless but otherwise optimistic student told us she resented the requirement because it made her uncharacteristically dwell on something that she cannot do.
And finally some dare good news; the constable tells us que the found the missing tooth that was reported missing.
Ok smile now cry later.

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