hejola report for 03112016

 

Hejola report for 03112016, Amen.

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Kingsville, Texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning holy barrio news:

Religious leaders try to arrest barrio residents. Amen.

Barrios applaud by lack of proper medical care. Amen.

Christian fundamentalist, flock East side looking like spring break fest. Amen.

And now some darn good news.

We just want to let you know that god has come to us but in a very odd way. Amen.

Wow if you are a religious person you might want to take note that since the word got out that  we over here are going to be saved this weekend has brought more Christian fundamentalists to that side of town waiting to join the crusade has made it look like spring break has come early! Our own barrio religious leader told us que the scary part of this whole ordeal is que these typical Christian fundamentalists use religion to feel self-righteous and employs double standards in their thinking and judgment cause of inspiration for terrorism and are damaging America by helping “promote vengeance seeking.  The constable has placed all his staff on full alert for the next few days hoping que all this will go away, I mean far away. Amen.

Jesus save us all, was the outcry from a barrio leader at a barrio meeting held yesterday to discuss the legal protection for those families that use faith-healer and avoid any type of prosecution if their beliefs result in someone dying from lack of proper medical care. One leader told this group what in the world is wrong with you all, don’t you all know que eggs can only cure el ojo and that’s it! And holy water can’t be drunk to cure cancer. After a long discussion back and forth the barrio leaders determine que they will file charges if someone does die. Amen.

As we all know that this coming weekend a bunch of church representatives will try to save our barrio from evil, started a bit earlier that plan. It seems that Juan Ochoa a barrio more or less religious person set up his temporary resident’s right at the edge of the railroad tracks that divide our town in order to keep everybody on alert that “religious leaders are coming”, was attacked earlier this afternoon. The religious leader told us que they were going to take care of this man in their own godly way when they spotted his temporary residents along the railroad tracks. And we will do something about this spy waiting for us. The constable tells que Mr. Ochoa was able to escape his captive when he saw them trying to sneak up on him dress in sombreros and serapes.  None of the religious folks got arrested due to the fact that they never crossed over this way. Amen.

Ok raza have a great day and someone is watching over you. Amen.