hejola report for 03222016

 

Hejola report for 03222016.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again Raza I am Johnnie el Quemon con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio goat dies in explosion.

Ernesto Gomez barrio drunk wins award.

Ex-convict back in town.

And now some or more or less good news.

Barrio leaders are preparing for the worse this Easter so have hired two extra part-time want to be cops to help our barrio constable Cadena. He (Cadena) was not very happy about the new part-time staff that was assigned to him. He told me that he didn’t need any more staff since he already had the barrio 666 task force staff. But he did say that it was a political move. Huh. Any way you see it, it’s the best thing that has happened lately. So Easter goers beware of them……

El constable Cadena thought got some real bad news in a letter this weekend from a person(George of the jungle Jimenez) he send to prison some years ago that he was coming back looking for him. So yesterday after noon this person was seen arriving in the hood by bus. As he was getting off he was seen caring a shotgun in its traveling bag and was arrested on the spot by barrio security forces 666. But by the end of the day it turned out that this George had return back to the hood to thank the constable for saving his life by arresting him back then and wanted to thank him with a shotgun. No charges will be filed.

After several days of isolation Henry the barrio goat died when it exploded after it was taken out of the barrio city limited and away from causing any injuries to barrio folks. You see what you don’t know is that Henry here had eaten at least 10 shot gun shells and 22 bullets and wasn’t looking to good. So after they took the goat out of the city limits some smart person decided to start a fire close to where it had been secured to keep it warm. Well one witness says that the goat might have farted too darn close to the fire that causes the explosion. No charges will be filed.  A memory service will be held as soon as they find all the body parts.

You see not too many barrio leaders understand that some persons have some good qualities that one can’t see by just looking at them. That is the case con el senior Mario Moreno better known as the barrio farmer and drunk. Well it seems that there was a singing contest held and for some freaking reason Mario was walking his daily route when he hear about the contest and decided to stop by an sing along. Well it turned out that one of the judges overheard Mario singing along and decided to cast him on the upcoming musical that the local barrio theatre club is putting on. The judge told us que he had never heard a beautiful voice until he hear Mario; he has a big singing future ahead of him.

Ok raza have a great day and all eyes on me…..