Hejola report for 03282016.
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Kingsville,Texas. hello again raza I am David Duran con
today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio Easter brings in higher crime rate.
Breakdown of arrest for Easter.
Two tons of fun bar bans barrio man dress as a playboy
bunny.
And some darn good news.
Besides all this issues I am sure many had a great Easter
with family and friends and there is nothing wrong with that.
You see there is nothing wrong in dressing up at home and so
on, but to go out in public dress in that homemade playboy bunny outfit without
underwear is really not call for. That was the case con La Girl a barrio gay man
must have been drunk or stone when he decided to go out in that homemade
playboy outfit. Charges will be filed but at the moment he is being taken to
lala land across the tracks for observation.
He is a breakdown of
the arrests for this past Easter:
-Three men and two chickens were arrested at the Chicano
park for fighting after an Easter Hunt gone wrong. --La Comadre Laura Ann Munoz and her two
sisters and ten cats were rounded up after a report that they had stolen all
the Easter Eggs for the local church. -Four men and two horse and a few sheep were reportedly
arrested after they tried to steal a lot recycle cans that were schedule to be
used at this past Sunday recycle Easter Hunt. It seems that they had been there
earlier and had come back for another load of cans. What gave then in was that
they were using an old wagon to haul those cans away. Oh the animals will also be fined. --El compadre Junior Junior Lopez was
arrested along with his three daughter after they started a freaking fight at
the corner of third and wells after they were accused of stealing several stuff
rabbits that were for sale by those street venders. It seemed that Junior didn’t
like the comments made about them and when el constable got there and searched their
car it was true.
El constable just finished his public address at the barrio
adult center telling barrio officials that this Easter brought in year. Easter
is a time where all family gathers and share the love for Christ. But this year
it brought more than just plan love but a ton of arrested. He said that
compared to last year where only arrested around 5 to 6 persons and some pets, but this
year he had over 50 phone complaints and arrested more than 25 persons and that
included some pet, so love was not in the air and if it was it was behind bars.
Ok raza have a great week
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