hejola report for 03242016

Hejola report  for 03242016.

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Kingsville,Texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Characters arrested; Superman, Easter Bunny, Speedy Gonzales and Sancho Clause.

Easter Bunny no show causes a small riot.

Barrio man runs into street light pole naked.

Dang what is wrong con el compadre?

And finally some darn good news.

El barrio has done its very best to meet its expectations con this year’s Easter recycle can hunt. We thanks all you people that litter tin cans and those that donated some for making this year’s hunt possible this coming Sunday, Que Viva.

After been released for lala land from across the track and instructed not to be drinking el compadre well known for not following instructions was right back to where he was at before he got put into that lalaland, drinking and walking around naked. So when the constable finally spotted he, el compadre made a run for it and at one point turned to see how far he had left el constable on this chased ran right into a telephone pole he didn’t see coming. He was knocked out and for some reason got a fullest extent of you know what as possible, that’s when someone called Los vato’s loco volunteer firefighter for help. Once they got there they all refused to help do to the erection he had. Dang.

Late last night around 3 a.m. el constable Cadena was called on a 918 call that something weird was going on at the corner of third and wells. When the constable got there it seemed that this group of people had blocked the street to watch a footrace between Supermen vs. Easter Bunny vs. Speedy Gonzales vs. Sancho Clause. The race would have been the length of two blocks and winner take all. But the end result was all three hero’s got arrested and taking to local lalala land for observation, oh by the way Sancho Clause was released with no charges due to the fact he had already been to local lalala land for observation several weeks ago.

Well as children and parents lined up to take pictures con this year’s Easter Bunny took an unexpected turn when the sponsors of this event tried to explain to the families que el Easter Bunny was not going to make it due to his sled got bogged down somewhere along the way and told them that there weren’t going to be no refunds on the cost of the picture. But the sponsors tried to trick them by have the only thing they could come up with was have Sancho Clause show up instead.  That is when the crowd started throwing Easter eggs and candy at the sponsors who had to call the cops. Several folks were arrested that included little kids and their pets. Charges will be filed, oh by the way Sancho got a bit lucky he was able to gather a chit load of candy to eat and eggs, oh yea.

Ok raza there you have and have a great day.