hejola report for 04082016

 

Hejola report for 04082016.

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Kingsville,texas. hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Vato arrested for misuse of his rectum.

Andrew Dominquez Cantu arrested for his skills.

Hood member also hit by falling bomb.

And now for some good news.

Well when you try to avoid getting arrested and avoid paying tow fees, why not just drive home and get arrested there.

Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena and his staff went to the site where Eliseo Everett claimed que as the naval air station pilots were practicing a bomb fell out of the sky and nearly hit him. Everett 53 became a local news celebrity. Mr. Everett, who owes his ex-wife more than $10,000 in overdue child support, had not heard or knew of his whereabouts until his face popped up on almost every TV Station and newspaper. He was arrested this morning at his home.

Now before you blow this out of hand or tell me what the hell is wrong con my world, el primo Rolando gomez, was arrested and face charges of trafficking in stolen property, but it seems que esta vato must have been in jail before. But when he searched at the local jail, the jailer noticed que esta vato wanted to go to the bathroom. Once there he was restrain by several officers that noticed que he was walking kinda weird. Once he was restrain, the officers called the 811 barrio vato locos  volunteer firefighters were able to pull the following items from his rectum: syringes, matches, 2 lighters, a $20. Of heroin, several grams of marijuana, assortment of pills,  his lone star card, a mobile phone, and its charger, and a pager. Additional charges will be filed, his rectum was release on its own merits.  Give your ass a break man.

And finally, Yesterday afternoon mall manager and owner Gloria Guerra called in the constable to come and arrest or remove esta way Andrew from the front door of the mall. Esta way Dominquez has a weird act, which is he hammers nails into his foot, which he does to collect tips from customers. The reason why Gloria called the cops was due too the bleeding results from this little act.   El constable said that they could ask him to leave the grounds but couldn’t arrest him for this very painful act.

Ok raza have a great day.