hejola report for 04262016

HEJOLIA REPORT for 04262016.

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Kingsville, TX. Hello oh by the way its tax time. Now from our underground office at the mall here is David Duran.

Heaveno Raza como estan. Now for some good news from the hood. First of all we have been getting lots of email concerning on our stand on la onda tejana. We keep on telling our leader that long hair hippie to keep his mouth shut on issues that deal con la Raza. He is just like a little boy doesn’t listen or even pay attention.

But we thank Daniel for bring up the subject, now we are waiting to see how he is going to respond. Now for the headline news:

Stolen stuff found and returned,

Vatos loco volunteer firefighters get big donation, and seeking more volunteers.

And finally Cinco de Mayo program planned

Yesterday afternoon our office along con el Westinghouse barrio mall announced que this year’s CINCO DE MAYO PROGRAM will be held at the mall. Si says Gloria Guerra que we are joining forces con cchwn to put on the best Cinco de mayo program together.

In other news our vato’s loco volunteer firefighters got several things going this week. First of all someone donated a total of ten new buckets for them to use. You see our vato’s don’t have a fire truck, but what they do have is that 1978 ford whatever painted cherry red and has volunteers painted on the side. The whole idea of them being firefighters was that they would arrive first and make an effort to take control of a fire before the real guys showed up from across the tracks. In many reported cases los vato’s have not be able to sustain any fire never less turn one off. There is one insist where they did managed to turn off a fire that was at a big home here in the hood. And somehow the dog house got on fire and the managed to control that one within hours.

Second, the vato locos volunteer firefighters are looking for mass locos to join their unit here in the hood. Application can be send to us at our email. What kind of qualification do you need, just do some kind of illegal drug. Please list the type of drugs you do so we can hood you up with a partner here at the station. So if you are able and willing to tackle this job just call that’s all.

And finally, all twenty members of different families came by our office to see if they could claim what had been recovered by the constable this past week. Yes says constable Cadena, it was very excited to see how many people came to claim stuff that wasn’t even theirs. But at the end almost everything was taken with or without a claim ticket. We just wanted to get rid of all this stuff says constable Cadena. Now if you have had something stolen within the last three weeks here in our hood and didn’t claim it yesterday, we did take pictures of the stuff and a list of whom took what. Now if you can show proof that that stuff belongs to you, we will go to those that claimed it was their without a recite and bring it back to our office and hold it here for you to pick up. Now that is good news.

 

Well Raza there you have it for today. Have a great day and lock your stuff up