hejola report for 04112016

 

 

Hejola report for 04112016.

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Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz. Y Como estan todos. When will we stop you say? Never never ever will we stop covering barrio events never never. Ok I feel better, now for today’s headline news:

Barrio experiment project center truck rolls over in hood.

Pancito el chiquito passed to the fourth grade at the age of 19th.

Barrio private eye student missing on assignment.

And some darn good news:

How long has it been you say? Awhile!

Pancitio el chiquito parents, pancho el chingo, and que told us today his son was passed to the fourth grade at our barrio school. Pancitio is the oldest of 23 children. He has promised to be a better kid this year so they can pass him to 12th grade, where he really belongs. Pancitio is 19 years old.

Yesterday after noon the whole Westside of our hood was on a stay inside your homes till we tell you so, says one of los vato locos volunteer firefighters. It seems que a truck for our local experiment project center where they do special things to ducks and geese rolled over. Anyhow, somehow the driver was driving around that hood and somehow turned the truck over and a shit load of them ducks and geese got away. So the city didn’t want anyone get exposed to them farm animals. So they tried to ask everybody to stay indoors and if you see one doesn’t think it’s a miracle because it’s not.

But several crack heads were seen trying to catch one of them farm animals, but the law officers weren’t too concerns about them. The whole Westside is being asked to stay indoors till dust. That is when the geese and ducks hit the trees. An investigation will be conducted by the center and our local constable Cadena.

And finally one of el ojo barrio private eye students has been missing now and has not come back and nor seen for two weeks...! El ojo is el barrio private eye did not tell us the name of their missing student but did say que he was on assignment and had disappear for a while claiming he was investigating some illegal aliens.... huh sounds kind of fishy, We will keep you informed on this missing person case.

Ok Raza got to go, have a great Tejano day