Hejolia report for 04/20/2016.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill daiz con today’s award
winning barrio headline news.
El piggy flu hits the hood.
Three drunks arrested with drunk pig.
And finally, the story of the that got away.
I am sure you know by now que el pig played a very important
role in our American history. Throughout the years the pig has been a great
provider of food, especially those that love tamales. And that is why la familia
Gonzales had to determine whether simon, the pig, a future farmer of America
project for their son was subject to be slaughtered. That is the headline news,
this morning, Simon the pig, turned up missing, and there is a small reward
being offer for any information pertaining to simon, please contact our office
if you hear anything, I mean anything.
Late last night el constable back on duty, arrested three
vato’ and a passengers that was so drunk que he looked like a pig says el
constable cadena. Si this person, was so freaking drunk que he looked like a
drunk pig. All three men and el passenger where being held at el barrio corral
jail.
And finally, los barrio leaders are preparing for the
worries. It seems que el piggy flue has hit the hood and barrio leaders are
trying to cancel all programs and activities for this weekend. Three women, two
kids, three men and several cats and dogs were taken to the local doctor for
evaluation, and it seems que there were some traces of esta piggy flu in them.
We will have an update on this matter as we gather it.
Well that is it for today, I am bill diaz, an making sure
que you don’t shake hands nor kiss anyone for the next few years.
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