hejola report for 04182016

 

Hejola report for 04182016.

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Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Seven arrested at Tejano anti gay rally.

Fight breaks out at the young baseball.

And finally so darn good news.

Well it finally rained this week and made a few residents go a bit crazy by going and standing on their front yard half naked and chatting some weird words. But the time el constable showed up them folks were drenched and almost naked. The constable was force to come out of his 1979 ford whatever cop car to ask them what was going on. Before the constable could finish his statement, he was knocked down and rolling in the mud with this bunch of locos. Charges are pending once el  constable is released from the medical center and all the mud is removed from inside his head.. hejola.

Why do parents believe that their child is the only child that can’t hit a rubber ball from a tee? That was the case this past weekend when la family Garcia youngest child 3 years old threw the bat after he swung at a plastic ball sitting on a tee at least 25 times. The umpire in charge, sergeant B, a well known umpire who is known for giving children a few swings at the tee was attacked by coaches, a manger, three women, and one grandmother on his way out of the field. He was taken to st. Paul’s medical center for treatment and to see if he could get that darn tee out of his …… charges are pending.

Yesterday el constable had no choice but to arrest several Tejano that didn’t believe there were any gay conjuntos or gay conjunto bars in the hood (please note there are). The group decided to picket the oldest Tejano gay bar in the hood “two tons of fun”. At the owners requested he demanded that all those haters needed to get off his property, but when they refused el constable came around and sprayed all the protesters con cold water and some didn’t still wanted to leave. So the constable was force to arrest at least 7 haters, three ducks, two chickens, and a handful of dogs and cats. Charges are pending to determine who the animals belonged to.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day