hejola report for 07132016

Hejola report for 07132016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Now from our command post here is David Duran,

como estan mi amigo, I am David Duran.

Now con el award winning barrio headline news:

Internet becoming addicted for barrio members,

“Money can buy happiness con mi homme ” results of barrio study,

and barrio farm animal still causing problems,

Constable cadena responded to a barrio motorist's called in for assistances on freeing a chicken that had flown into his car and become tangled in its windshield wipers. And constable cadena was again called to the home of los martinez in which they wanted to report que 50 pigeons had been stolen or flown away. It seems que at least 7 of the pigeons had been killed by passing motorist. It is very important que all the folks in the hood need to move their farm animal out of the city limits.

Yesterday afternoon Maria Mary Jane Gomez Garcia Gonzales announced her new book called “money can buy happiness”. An econometric study of "happiness" found that if a barrio member would have a successful marriage it should bring such a level of joy that those without it would need an additional $10,000 to compensate. She also conclude que Money can buy happiness (but each unit of it is very expensive) by increasing the frequency of sex con el compadre or commadre from monthly to at least weekly this would bring the same happiness as a $500 raise; and those who must buy their sex are the least happy of all, Especially at $50.00 a shot. Wow.

And finally many barrio men and barrio women from the hood have recently have become "addicted" to the Internet and longed for their computers. Said the official, Benny Goodman, "For people who play (Internet) games all night and don't have any friends, don't have any hobbies, and some don’t even come work anymore, and when they do it’s a very big shock, having to work con other people.

There you have it folks. Have a good day, I am David Duran con el cchwnn barrio news.