Hejola report for 07202016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am back from a small vacation,
bill diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Compadre rescue by los vato’s locos volunteers.
Barrio family denied lawsuit over rude phone service.
And finally, barrio man charged con snorting bath salts.
Pablo Juan Ocha, was arrested last night and charged with
persistent disorderly conduct after he contacted the constable office and told
him que he had just snorted bath salts. And he wanted the constable to help him
evict the 85 intruders in his home and when the constable got there none were
found. But Ocha insisted that the half of the intruders were merely making it
seem like they were not there and were actually blending into the surroundings,
disguised as tables, tv set, sofa, coffee table, and several lawn chairs and
some as trees. El constable was force to taser Ocha when he would not stop
running in circles and yelling, “they are coming to take me away, haha,hoho”.
The constable by the way did examine the bath salts and determined that the
substance is not illegal in the hood. Mr. Ocha was taken to lalalaland hospital
for observation.
El compadre Martin Gomez was injured yesterday evening when
he stopped along wells street, which by the way is under construction, to
relieve himself and didn’t notice the 85 foot ditch in which he fell down into.
Los vato loco’s fire fighter volunteers were able to rescue him after being
trapped for several hours. No charges will be filed. But the hole is still
there. (please note don’t thing its them hoe’s on that street but the hole in
the street).
Yesterday el barrio justice of the peace rejected a lawsuit
against barrio company that make a device that answers your phone in a rude
matter when you are not home. The lawsuit states that the phone has been
returning calls to relatives and is being rude when it answers the phone. We
are sick and tired of this phone and how it’s been treating our friends and
relatives. We want our money back in which the company has refused to give it
to them. The judge told the suing party that it would be unable to sue due to
the fact that they owned the phone for over ten years now.
Ok raza have a great salty day.
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