Hejola
report for 07282016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello again my name is Bill Diaz. For those those are not familiar with
cchwnn we are satire barrio news, and make up this news stories. If for some
freaking reason our stories sound like someone you know or heard well it just
so happened and if think our stories are almost real, than you are much more of
a moron than I am. Now for our award winning barrio headline news;
Ten barrio
members arrested again over taqucate man, vato man and pokey man.
El compadre
finds love again.
And finally
some dam good news.
As we all
knew and now know that all the stores in the hood have run out of that instant
sun orange man tan. You know the one that guy on TV trying to run for some position
he can’t even spell! It seems que muchos de la Raza con raspas feel that this
menso represents their view, and want to look like him but in some case your
too too fat, short and ugly and not even come close to looking like him(look I didn’t
say it I heard it somewhere, I am sure someone say that). But to go out a believe
que esta way will be the only person to save us from him is him, well that’s another
story. So mi Raza con raspas get a life and look beyond your instant tan and go
screw yourself, look I didn’t say that someone somewhere said it I am sure.~
Some folks
tell us there is a ton of places to find that special person for you and of
course for them. So this is the case con Juanita Morales and Pablo T. Algeria
both didn’t know each other until last week when somehow and somewhat sat across
each other at the bingo house. By the end of the week they both have agreed to
live together until 2033 and after that might just get married. El senor Algeria
told us it takes time to fall in love.
El constable
told us today que barrio folks need to get a life! It seems que the same folks
keep coming back to the same spot over and over and over again. The funeral
home owners have informed us que the next time ten folk’s show up again he is
going to take matters into his own hands, and no there is no one here but dead
folks and I am sure they aren’t going anywhere soon.
Ok have a
great suntan day….
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