hejola report for 07292016

Hejola report for 07292016

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Monkeys escape from barrio zoo.

Several family relatives held for questioning y being feyos.

And finally, barrio members escape serious injuries on their way to a debate.

Yesterday several folks plan on attending a debating between two men and a woman from the other side of the tracks, but as the barrio members planned on crossing the tracks their car stalled in the middle of the tracks and were unable to move it while the railroad train approached. They managed to pull all twenty people and one monkey out of the car before the train rammed their 1979 two door ford coop. No one was injured but all twenty managed to get to the debate on time.

After the word got out about them monkeys getting loose a full alert went out to the surround area law enforcement agencies. In one instants a family name Gomez were stopped for a short period for questioning, the reason we stopped them says one of the real police que the looked like chagos y feyos.

And finally,As you might remember que the Westinghouse barrio mall third floor is the home of el barrio zoo, where you can find almost anything found in the hood. Well yesterday the zoo was shut down a few hours due to the fact que all twenty newly arrived monkeys escaped from the zoo. Gloria Guerra, mall manager told us que she thinks que they have recovered and captured all the escapees, but has not met con Ramon Ramos the zoo owner about how many monkeys did they really have?

Ok Raza got to go and remember Raza your business is my business and my business is none your business!