hejola report for 07212016

Hejola report for 07212016.

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Kingsville, Texas. hello again I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

Barrio “let me hick a ride partner program” starts today.

Bato’s “go republicans” get their butt kicked for talking about their mother.

And finally gringo tells us about how he first ate tortillas.

Now so darn good news.

Every day now we have learned que el orange man has lost his chit.

It’s not easy being from up east and a gringo found out the hard way. You see he was at a beer joint and was telling the story about the first time he ate a tortilla. The story went this way, you see I ate my first tortilla from a lady named Juanita who actually name was Mary Lou but I couldn’t call her Mary Lou because that’s my wife name so we decided to call her Juantia,  as the story goes he was run out of the beer joint due to being a creap about naming Mary Lou Juanita. You see to the major of gringo we are just  a Jose…..

You see many don’t realize que Hillary name been around and muchos don’t understand whatever you do, don’t talk bad about my mother, well that was the case. Estos way found it easy  to drink beer and starting talking about how awful Hillary was , is and going to be. Well as the discussion continued the two brothers who weren’t there when the discussion started only heard Hillary name and lets hang her! The went over and kick their butts always down the street. Charges will be filed against these two barrio republicans for talking bad about there mother.

Wow are we excited today, the barrio leaders have implemented a new program on how barrio resident can get around that don’t have ways of getting around. You see the old transit program ended 1956 due to lack of funds and was never got refund ( monthly cost of$25dollars), but now “let me hick a ride partner” is an excellent way for those to get around especially across the tracks. So if you have  a car, truck , van, or wagon sign up now so we can contact you to contact us when you are going somewhere so I can get a ride at a very low cost or no cost at all.

Hey like cruz said you vote for who think is a better person.