hejola report for 11072016.

Hejola report for 11072016.

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Kingsville, TX. Hello raza David Duran here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

ESTA VATO LOCO wins election, but with controversy.

Lots of party goers strap it on.

And finally, a record number of voters show up in trucks and trailers to vote.

The barrio city clerk told us que this election brought out the most voters ever since in the hood, now that the new voting law allowed you to bring some of your pets to vote, as long as they were registered voters. The clerk told us que the number of voters was larger than last year but those numbers really represented lots of farm animals being declaring as pets. But the clerk did tell us que at least no one had a taqucha register voter this year!

As we mention yesterday que both of these candidates were holding their victory parties right across the street somewhere down by third and wells street. The constable was send to this location several times during the evening to break up several fights and people just plain yelling at each other. El constable had to shut down both parties around 4 a.m. in the morning.

At the end of the night ESTA VATO LOCO was declared the winner and the next barrio city representative with a small edge win over Russell Rufus redneck. But that wasn’t the major story here. We have been informed que Redneck was going to challenge the election results something today con the idea que too many chickens, ducks, turkeys, and cats, and dogs voted illegal. In addition he also claims que ESTA VATO LOCO isn’t really his name.  The complaint will be submitted to our local justice of the peace for his review within a few hours.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day y que viva good ole u.s.a.