HEJOLA REPORT FOR 11082016.

Hejola report for 11082016.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again big tejano spenders? How is your wallet today? I am Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:

Now for our award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio grandmother arrested for gambling life savings.

Another barrio women arrested, blames the devil.

And finally, barrio man caught inside home using bathroom.

Yesterday afternoon, el vato Henry GIGA Garcia called el constable que he had a man trapped inside his bathroom. When el constable showed up, they found Mill Ochoa, locked inside the family bathroom. Once the constable opened the door to release Mill, he had chit on his pants and hands and shoes and all over the bathroom. It seems que Mill had to go to the bathroom and couldn’t wait so he climbed inside the Garcia bathroom to dump some of his chit. Charges will be filed. No chit.

Commadre Gloria Stevenson Munoz Lopez Garcia, was arrested yesterday at the barrio penny store where she was accused of stealing $.50 cent worth of gum found in her purse as she left the store. The constable asked her why she ripped the stuff of and she replied que the Devil made her do it. Charges were filed and will go to court.

Yesterday afternoon el constable was forced to arrest la senora Maria Shine, age 95, for gambling her life savings on la loteria bingo game at her home. She had her weekly loteria partners come over once a week for about 30 years. In those 30 years she lost an average of $50 per week. Her relatives were real pissed off at her thinking que she was going to leave that money to them when she died, hoping que real soon. Oh by the way the relative had to return all the goods they bought with the so call hope to get the money soon. Charges will be appealed. By the way we do think que the charges will be dropped, hello.

Ok, have a great tejano day>