Hejolia
report for 11222016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas.
hello world how are we today, I am Jonathon Barrio with today’s award winning
barrio headline news:
Thomas
Trumpas makes a run for it.
Constable cadena
investigation dog chasing incident.
And now some dam good barrio news.
Well we all
knew this was coming and it finally got here. The barrio leaders have informed
us que the number of Sancho clause permit will be very limited this year due to
the election of el senor Trumpas. The barrio leaders are asking you that if you
are one of those persons that like to dress up as santa clause you better have
a Sancho clause permit or you going to lose that outfit.
Yesterday for
some odd reason Trumpas our newly elected barrio representative was seen running
for his life after a few dogs recognized him from a campaign poster. As soon as
he made it to his car he decide to take the law into his own hands an began
chasing them dogs in his car. No word on how many dogs he ran over, Yet!
El constable
Cadena was asked to investigate when it was reported that at least 17 dogs and
some small cats and a few taquchas were
seen killed or ran over down on the
corner of third and wells street. The report filed by el constable stated that somehow
or someone ran over this poor little animals and the barrio residents wanted
justice for this crime, if you know anything about this matter please contact
el constable.
Ok raza have
a great day and tomorrow will come.
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