hejola report for 11182016

Hejola report for 11182016.

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Kingsville,texas. hello again I am David polar bear Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio women spending money trying to look like Ivanka Trumpas.

El senor Trumpas elected barrio representative.

Beer joints spring up in the hood after elections base on promises made!

It seems that ten new beer joints have just opened up in the hood after the general election held a few weeks ago. One of the new owners told us que he is very excited about opening a bar on this side of the tracks! We asked him why over here and he told us que now that all gay bars are going to be closed down base on what the new elected barrio representative Trumpas promised to shut down any queer bars and gay barrios and Tejanos bars where the majority of them folks hang out. The new owner told us que they expect to get their customers.

After the counting of writing in ballots a new face will be present at our next barrio leadership meeting a new man with a new plan will; named Thomas Trumpas was all of a sudden named the winner of this year’s election. One of his main goals he told us was to make sure he brought new jobs and guarantee que he can do that. As of now he has managed to get ten new persons jobs already, oh by the way the ten new jobs and the persons hired were all family members, oh yea only in America!

Yesterday el DR. Letmefixyouup, a well know Plastic Surgery, recently released from prison for trying to make women look like Olge Brisky back in the 1970’s has told us que he is back in business and is overwhelm with the number of chicana’s trying to look or come close to looking like Ivanka Trumpas. He told us que it doesn’t cost very much but there are several things you might want to consider if you do plan on making that move que have to be at least six foot tall and weigh less than 300 pounds. Oh by the way he does take food stamps and appointment must be made for that one day operation, dang.

Ok raza have a fun weekend and make sure you lock that door.