Hejola report for 05312017

Hejolia report for 05312017.

 Cchwnn.

 Kingsville,tx. Hello raza how are we doing, I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

 Three dogs and two cats busted.

 Eight gay tejanos arrested at normal bar.

 And finally some real good news.

 More than a l00 families in the hood got a real good surprise today when a load of live chickens turned over and some of the victims ( chickens) ma...de a run for it. As we all know that this has happened before in the hood, well anyhow at least 100 calls were made to the constable reporting chingos de live chicken were either seen, captured, run over, killed or even turn loose in the hood. The only thing that the constable could tell them that now had pet chickens don’t say anything and do what you think is right. What would you think is the right thing?

 There are a few things that a gay Tejano’s must keep in mind. That is que not all the Tejano dance halls are the same. In some case some bars and dance halls, will let women dance together when they find that there isn’t enough men to go around, but in some dance hall men are not allowed to dance together when there are more than enough women to dance with. Well that was the case at a normal Tejano bar where gays are very limited on who and what the dance with. The group of eight gay tejano’s were asked to leave the place or else. Well the gays decided to go with the ELSE, THAT’S when they were all arrested for not leaving when asked to. They contacted their lawyer and might sue ever Tejano bar in the hood for not allowing men to dance with other men.

 

Yesterday the only animal control agent was called to investigate the robbing of a local bird cage with two birds in it. Once the regulator got there, he noticed that few friends and dogs and cats were checking it out what he was doing. The regulator noticed que the three dogs and two cats were acting kinda funny, so he went over and started asking questions. At the point, he determined que the two cats and the three dogs were involved in this matter. All the pets were arrested.

 Ok raza have a great day and do what you think is the right thing ?

hejola report for 05262017.

Hejola report for 05262017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. hello again I am Lewis mojo Lewis with our award winning barrio headline news:

Drag Tejanos band from real Tejano bars.

Yesterday el constable cadena had to escort about 15 drag queens out of a real Tejano bar when the owner realized they weren’t real women. Chuy the owner of Chuy’s barrio sports bar told us que we don’t want them here. They got their own bar over the at Two Tons of Fun, oh by the way it’s the only Tejano gay bar in the county.

 

Shots fired at Chuy’s bar sign.

The constable Cadena told us que he has an idea of who shot up the Chuy”s bar sign late last night. He didn’t want to mention any names but he felt que it could  have been some of them queens that got run off yesterday, but wasn’t going to say anything until the investigation is over.

 

Barrio vato wants to move to the moon!(ok).

Yesterday June Morgan  Martinez Munoz better known as mm in the hood told us about the space ship he is building in his back yard to get him to the moon. After we went over to look at this ship we determine that the only place that ship is going is to get him is in jail..

Ok raza have a great day.

hejola before father's day for 05252017

Hejola after father’s day report for 05252017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello I am bill diaz con this special this coming fathers hejola report, so le’ts get to our award winning barrio headline news from this past father’s day 2013.

Barrio father goes fish and busted.

Dos primos died during a father’s day roofing party.

And finally 33 year old vato find out who his real dad is?

Why would anyone want to start chit today, especially on father’s day, says adolfo buentello age 33, when his real mother and his not real dad took him aside and told him that this man was not his real father. The bad news really came in at a bad time, it seems that this family had been drinking all day long and both parents decided to break the news gently. It didn’t go down too well con adolfo who got so upset que, he left the party and was arrested a few moments later by el constable cadena for dwi. As the family walked over to the scene of the crime, adolfo was sitting in the back sit of the constable car, when his mother told him, his real fathers name. el constable cadena had no comments. Oh by the way they did let him go.

Well what else could have gone work con el compadre bill william Garza Mendez y su second cousin Bob Jones Martinez Mendez when they all agreed que this father’s day was going to be the day we finally finish la commadre’s roof that had been pending since last fathe’rs day.

We are assuimg que they must not have cable tv nor the weather channel which gave out heat warnings. Well once el primo bill got up on the roof and worked for several hours, the heat got up to about 135 degrees, especially walking on a hot tin roof, before you knew it, he suffered a heat stroke while on the roof. Once el otra primo, bob climbed on the roof and ran to help el primo bill, he collapsed. Both men were pronounced died on the scene. Just for your information the roof project was not finished but inside sources say que the family said once insurance money comes in, they are going to hire a real roofing company.

And finally It seemed like a good idea to go fish says paulito blanco, once he opened his father day’s gift, which was a sparkly brand new fishing rob and reel. Well the sad part was that he forgot to buy a fishing license and forgot that he should not be drinking and driving. Well that was the case when he decided to go fishing at his child hood favor fishing spot. After several hours at his favor fishing spot, who by the way had not been there in seventeen years and all course didn’t see the game warden parked right outside that favor spot. He was fine and arrested and charges were fishing without a license and dwi.

Well raza  I just hope that you all had a great father’s day this late in the year.  But for your information , I mean real information, my dad died on his birthday which fell on father’s day .what a way to go. have a great Tejano belated father’s day for 2017..

hejola report for 05242017

Hejola report for 05242017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio sex education teacher in big trouble.

Maria Shine Gamez arrested inside constable car.

And two vatos arrested at only barrio Chinese restaurant.

It was just a class project say Francis Lopez a sex education teacher for el barrio school  after she gave her students an assignment for extra- credits. The project was to rummage through their parents’ bedroom looking for sex toys and bring a selfie holding one. Some parents contacted the school about this odd project but the school Administrator told the parents it was not a part of the course requirement but was not sure how many students did actually presented the show and tell project in class.

Maria Shine Gamez was arrested late last night and charged her with breaking into one of el constable unmarked cruisers. It seems that she was discovered by el constable around  4:00am after she had locked herself inside and could not figure out how to unlock the door worked.

And finally, Sonny junior and Sonny the third were both sentences to 5 months after they both pleaded guilty when they were caught inside the only Chinese restaurant “eat my Tong” walk-in freezer attempting to steal all the egg rolls. El constable tells us that there was no doubt que estos ways would have frozen to death if not for being spotted by one of the workers of the restaurant.

Ok raza make sure that you go an eat my tong and have a great Tejano day.

HEJOLA REPORT FOR 05232017

Hejola report for 05232017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas.  Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio leader Trumpas deal;

Business owner Earl the squire Day, was a happy camper yesterday as the new barrio leader just reported que they will start producing Gringo Tamales on our side of the tracks and plan on selling them at $15 a dozen which is almost double the price compared to the hood’s prices. Trumpas promised that he and his good friend Ruffus Russel Redneck, the leader of “let me put the finger on you” have tried for years in banning homemade tamales, will make sure that this idea will pass this year sometime and opening the door for only certified tamale brokers can make them here.

Riots and arrested after the ban on homemade tamales;

At least 20 folks and not sure on how many  farmer animals and pet that were arrested also during a protest protesting the ban on making homemade tamales.  The leader of this protest told us que its un-American to not let folks make tamales at home regardless what trumpas and that redneck say. We will continue to fight this ban and will stand our ground even if we have to go to jail and court.

And finally security is beefed up in the hood:

Now that trumpas is out of jail he has order el constable Cadena to patrol the hood on a 24 hours bases and has order all the old Christmas decoration to be turn off. The reason is that Trumpas does not want folks to be happy but wants the whole hood to be pissed and not happy.  Trumpas told us que he doesn’t want folks to be happy but he wants the hood to be mad and ugly and not happy. Many believe que his wish just might come true.

Ok raza be happy.

hejola report for 05222017

Hejola report for 05222017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again, Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:

Three arrested con evil weed.

Barrio big plans for 4 of July turn out small.

And finally school is out for monkies.

Yesterday the only school in the nation for pet monkies informed us que school was out for the summer. So if you had or have a monkey registered at that school you need to go by and pick it up or else. That was what the school administrator told us yesterday during a very exclusive interview. Yea.

 

Let me put the finger on you committee has layout this year’s barrio 4 of July theme. The theme that was selected is “ keep it American”. The whole committees were excited and are going to paint the whole hood red white and blue with tax payer’s monies. The group hopes to convince the city to dish out 20 thousand gallons of paint for the hood... wow.

 

Yesterday evening el constable did his job by arrested three vato’s standing at the corner of third and wells for selling evil weed. This weed or evil weed was just plain lawn grass with a little mint in it and dried out a bit. The constable took a hit from one of the cigarettes they were selling and didn’t get a buzz. He told them three boys que if you going to be selling chit, might as well sell the real thing. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way el constable will keep the 3 thousand cigarettes he took from them three as evidence.

Ok raza keep it Tejano.

hejola report for 05182017

Hejola report for 05182017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz con today barrio headline news. Well it’s like every year mother’s day brings the best out of everyone. Yea. Now for barrio headline news:

Barrio 811 emergency calls place on hold.

22 arrested yesterday CINCO DE MAYO fest.

Two ways to love your mother.

Well base on a mother’s day survey we took there are only two way, the results of our mother’s  day survey, it seems there are only two ways to really love your mother, either by visiting here for several hours or giving her ten bucks an stay for ten minutes, that was the results of this study. Oh yea after we interviews ten barrio members, we determined que these results are very important to many.

In other news, Well if you though that CINCO DE MAYO FEST, WAS A DAY of rest will your freaking wrong. Out of the 22 arrests made  15 were mothers who took it on their own to start chit that happen  ten years ago or more. From fighting at a backyard barbeque to breaking window at the local bar, that is what el constable cadena told us yesterday. Oh yea it was a better year this year compared to other years, where fewer mothers, for some reason or another took their frustrations out less this year.

And finally, It seems that if you would have had an emergency and called the barrio emergency call hotline this coming mother’s day, you would will put on hold due to all el pedo going on in the hood. It seems que so much chit was going on que all lines might find themselves real busy for at minimum of 3 hours, starting around 6pm to around 1159 pm, based on what el constable just informed us. So if you plan on starting some chit don’t do it next year come mother’s day and hold it till father’ day.

Well there you have it for today, and keep it Tejano.

hejolia report for 05172017

Hejolia report for 05172017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. hello again  I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:

Father’s Day fest planned.

The barrio welcome wagon has just announced que this year’s father’s day fest will be held at the Westinghouse barrio mall. The organizers tell us que they will lots of thing to do this year and  promise to have enough security on hand for those that don’t know how to act in public.

 Cat woman caught.

When you think things are going smooth all of a sudden things don’t look to go. That was the case con La commandra Juanita Jones. She was known in the hood for saving tons of cats and providing them with new homes. Well at least that was it looked like by in reality she was getting lots of donations for her effort to keep cats happy as can be. But it turned out that she really wasn’t saving cats but was killing them an dumping them in other counties.  Charges will be filed not for killing the cats but for the donations she got.

And finally taco’s to go café shut down.

The barrio health inspectors have shut down the only taco stand left in the hood for chingos de health violations. It seems that the owners really didn’t care in cleaning their home made grill that made those taco taste so good. It turned out that special grill had never been clean in 5 years and wasn’t really a grill but a hood to an old car. Charges will be filed

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 05162017

Hejola report for 05162017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio parents banned from young baseball.

Yesterday the barrio youth program banned all parents, uncles, aunts, cousins, and grandparents from attending or sitting anywhere near the ball fields.  It seems that every year the same old folks and same old complaints , so in order avoid any more issues we just will banned them. For some reason most folks think they know more than coaches and  umpires. If they do I don’t see them volunteering to help.

 Increase of farm animals arrested in the hood for 2017.

El constable told us that there has been a big increase on the number of farm animals arrested in the hood this year compared to last year. Last year at this time only 4 farm animals had been arrested compared to the 34 this year. He said that one of the reasons is that since there are more lighted streets now compared to last year it attracts them more and more. So the constable wants us to let you all know that unless you keep them animals in your yard you are going to have to bail them out.

And finally, the owner of a barrio drive inn theatre will open soon.

Juan Gomez has informed us that he is one step away from opening the only one car drive-inn theater. The setting is in a small garage and a giant tv and a car. You can enjoy your favorite movie with a drive inn feeling. So just contact us here at cchwnn and we can make the arrangements for you.

Ok raza have a great day.

hejola report for 05152017

Hejola report for 05152017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headlines:

Barrio in the edge of Night.

After years of being a happy hood, came to an end this past weekend, when city and barrio leaders all decided to turn the Christmas light off and will consider turning them on sometime the first of June. The leaders gave several reasons and one was since it was the middle of the money folks don’t have that much money so there is really no need to keep them happy. But one of our barrio leaders told the city leaders now is the time to keep them happy. City and barrio leaders will meet today to see if they really is a need to keep them Christmas lights on all year round.

Happy Days are not here again.

Well as you all might already know that summer is just around the corner and barrio leaders have send letters to all westside resident letting them know that if you plan on using your air conditioner you better be prepare to pay your bill on time this year. In the past the city has allowed past bill not to be paid till a later date but not this year. We are having a hard time in keep up with the whole hood light bills and are at a point of getting the whole westside turned off if resident fail to comply. Please pay up or keep that thing off.

And finally Mothers Day’s!

It was the most quite Mother’s Day we have had in the last ten years. El constable  told us que there was almost no problems at all compared to other years, but did say que there were some calls but no big deals compared to past years.

 

Ok raza have a great Tejano day..

Barrio stock market report for 05122017

 

Barrio stock market report for 05122017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market report. Last week we informed you that we were going to include the prices of pinto beans and rice.  We have added a brief summary of our finding on this topic matter.

On our research for the different prices for pinto beans, we discovered que there are chingos de different varieties of ways you can purchasing them, either by the bag or can.  The price range for a 16 oz. can of pinto beans go from $1.67 to $1.78.  Now if you are a Susie home maker and like to cook your own pinto beans, we encourage you to buy the 25 pound bag, which really is a better deal, the price of that 25 pound bag is going for less than $30 an not more than $24. Dollars!

Now let’s talk about that darn rice. Besides the whole darn world eating rice, it was a bit of a difficult matter. On our research we found more rice in dog food que rice sold along. But as continued our search, we finally discovered that rice comes in many more forms that pinto bean. We discovered que you can purchase rice in a box, pre-cooked, bagged and also found it in many food combinations. The price of rice varieties and the how much you buy is also an important variable. 

Now unless you got chopsticks and are on a rice diet, the 50 pound bag wouldn’t be a bad idea on purchasing.  But now we can put the blame on chingos de things but that’s what this report is not about.  Now a small size bag of rice, like a 20 lbs is going for $19.50. and if that’s too big I am sure we could find a small bag, in which might be limited in some stores.

Now let’s get to that award winning barrio stock market report :

Las empandas ended the week at $.65 each.

Los taquitos  stable from last week, ended the week at $1.50 each, coffee is extra. But could go up.

Los  tamales are on a steady increase, which we noticed a few weeks ago, but took a dive up on that steady pass this week, but ended the week at $6.00 a dozen.

Las tortillas, are beyond prediction, but for sure the price is going up. Las tortillas $1.75 a pack. Think corn tortillas? Yea.

La barbacoa de caberas remained stable, ended the week higher than last week, $7.00 a lb. llama barbeque at $2.50 lbs. it’s the solution.

Cheap beer is cheaper somewhere else. A 16 oz. is steady at $1.95 real good. But we predict to remain stable.

A bag of 5 pound bag of pinto beans is going for $2.25.

Barrio want ads:

#5698: for sale used shoes and tennis shoes, size 14.

#8954: still looking for a young woman to live with older man, will provide maid outfit. Weekly salary.

-#9862: we still have some baby now big Easter chickens and ducks for sale, some still in good health, make offer, oh by the way some are still colored.

#7652: womens underwear for sale, one size fits all, different colors and different types, make offer for the whole lot.

Barrio realtors :

Ocean front property for sale in palito blanco, the ocean is just a few hours away, make offer for the three lots found in this great ocean front street.

Ok raza there you have it for today,oh by the way we have some Mother’s Day suggestions coming real soon.

hejolia report from NYC 05102017

Hejolia report from New York City barrio daily for 05102017.

Ccwhnn.

Kingsville, tx. Heaveno raza I am Bill Diaz from the most beautiful city in the world, I would know, New York City. Well since our creator got us back to the good ole usa from our world barrio tour, we decided to move into our new office we, that’s Bill Diaz y Maria la vandia y Frankie tuxedo zungia and last but not least Jonathon Barrio all jumped in a taxi a decided to go eat at some Mexican restaurant or something that looked Mexican. Due to our surprise we found several places to eat Mexican food. Hejolia next time we are going to us the sub way.

Anyhow we asked this Chicano looking taxi driver, which by the way was not Chicano and if he knew of any Mexican restaurant, and if he could take us there. Well esta vato took us uptown and then downtown and then here and there until we finally stopped. We stopped and ate at a place called SoHo Cantina, 199 Prince St., and b/t Sullivan and MacDougal Sts.. We were not sure what type of Spanish they spoke, but we did have a darn good time. We ordered the special of the day, which was Piggy roast, two-buck tacos, and live musica. We had a great old time and it’s Festivals for all of us. So make sure an stop at this SoHo Cantina we do recommend it.

Now for our award winning headline barrio daily news:

Barrio residents at east Brooklyn are asked to remove grapefruit tree,

Young Texan resident in NYC sues video distributor,

And finally thieves carry off empty safe.

Let go with Jonathon barrio who has that story: si, Bill,

Just yesterday a city court order la familia Saenz back to court in a few days. It seems que they la familia Saenz, who wanted to save their beloved backyard grapefruit tree from those ugly city workers who had orders to bring down any tree found in a ten mile rations north of central park, a new city eradication program. The family hired a lawyer from el barrio lawyers and us, who helped the family, file a formally claimed immunity for the tree under a provision in the 1949 Geneva Conventions. La familia Saenz lawyer pointed to a paragraph on protecting crops needed for civilians' survival during wartime, in that, said Eddie Mustard their lawyer said, "As I understand it, (the U.S.) Is in a state of war." But that didn’t make any differences to a city department of parks and trees spoken person who responded by saying: "That tree will be coming down.” He told this reporter. Another hearing is scheduled for June to review this matter.

Now back to Bill.

Now let go con Maria la vandia with this report. Thank you Bill, I am Maria la vandia. Yesterday 18-year-old Texan now living here in New York City hood told us que she was suing a video distributor for a steamy “ spring break “ video she did a year ago here in central park. The young Texan admitted that she had consented to be in a video topless, but then was only 17 at the time (and therefore a minor) and now fears the video's circulation will hamper her in "college," "career" and "church." Not only that she said, my breasts are a bit bigger now she told me. Wow.

And finally let visit con Frankie tuxedo Zungia a nonprofit group of Chicanos that serves the poor here in south new York city, they told us que thieves broke in and carried off a 450 lb safe from their office. But center director Sue Simple Simon Rodriquez said that not only was the safe empty but the group had decided to junk it a while back and was looking for someone to haul it away. They wanted to thank the person or persons that were able to carry that 450 lb safe safely.

 

Well that is it for today, have a great day.

2017 barrio zodiac signs by Maria La Vandia

2017 barrio zodiac signs by Maria la Vandia.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Heaveno, Maria la Vandia con el barrio New Zodiac signs that have been assigned to your birthday. This of course is going to cause so many problems, for raza that thought they knew their signs and dress accordingly. So birth stones and dress codes will be required to change if you still want to follow such a thing. So here are the changes:

The old, than the new, and now the new barrio sign:

1.Birthdays Dec. 22 thur Jan. 19 was Capricon, than 2011 became Sagittaris , now barrio sign Spaghetti O.

2.Birthdays Jan. 20 thur Feb. 18 was Aquarius than 2011 became Capricon, now barrio sign Car Hubcap.

3. Birthdays Feb. 19 thur March 11 was Pisces than 2011 became Aquarius, now barrio sign a bajo sexto.

4. Birthdays March 12 thur April 18 was Aries than 2011 became Pisces, now barrio sign Accordion .

5. Birthdays for April 19 thru May 21 Taurus, than 2011 became Aries, now barrio sign flat tire.

6. Birthdays from May 21 thru June 20 was Gemini, than 2011 became a Taurus, now barrio sign set of drums.

7. Birthdays from June 21 thru July 22 was Cancer , than 2011 became Gemini, now barrio sign headphones.

8. Birthdays from July 23 thru August 22 was Leo, than 2011 became cancer, now barrio sign taqucha.

9. Birthdays from August 23 thru Sept. 22 was Virgo, than 2011 became Leo, now barrio sign Keg of beer.

10. Birthdays from Sept. 23 thru Oct. 22 was a Libra, than 2011 became a Virgo, now barrio sign Screen Door.

11. Birthdays from Oct.23 thru Nov. 21 was a Scorpio, than 2011 became a Libra, now barrio sign is Cockroach.

12. Birthdays from Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 was a Sagittarius, than 2011 became a Scorpion, now barrio sign is the latter.

All this changes come because one of the smart guys here in the in the hood told us que the earth has moved from its axels, heck and we still thought that he still lived at the corner of third and wells.

Anyhow raza please mark this day as a new date. I am Maria la Vandia, good day.

whbm: cinco de mayo fest 2017

Westinghouse barrio cinco de mayo program for 05052017.

Cchwnn

Kingsville,tx. Now from our news room at the Westinghouse barrio mall here is david duran and Gloria Guerra.

Hello raza como estan, I am david duran here con Gloria Guerra at our cinco de mayo Westinghouse barrio mall festival, waiting to see how packed it will get by the end of the day. Now here is Gloria Guerra con a list of activities planned for today.

Si senior, raza I am Gloria Guerra from the mall with today’s activities for el cinco de mayo festivals.

1:00pm main stage.

Tio Martio y Los cuatro clavos.

2:00pm.

 Siloma Griffin Ruelas del valle.

3:00pm.

 Harry hardcore Ramirez y su conjunto.

4:00pm.

Side walkers y su side walk skaters from alpine.

6:00pm Program ends.

So if you come on down raza we are having a great time and thank you. Now back to David.

Thank you gloria, well raza there you have it for today. Short and easy. Since it’s a barrio holiday today nothing real happen .

2017 tejano consumer report :

 

2017; tejano consumer report, tejano could be bad for your health in more ways than none.

Cchnn.

Kingsville, tx. Hi again, I am Gloria Guerra with an update for tejano consumers and tejano products report. We don’t hear too much on this topic but lately we have gotten some emails asking us to check on this issue.

Here is our top ten tejano consumer and products that you should be aware of 2011:

10. don’t drink beer from beer cans left outside during the evening. Case study shows that more and more tejano’s are drinking from cans from the previous night find more and more roaches in them. One consumer couldn’t wait till noon on Sunday, so he took a big drink from a beer can left outside the night before and swallowed three giant roaches.

9. don’t buy used tejano clothing. Case study show that when you are buying used tejano clothing the size indicated might not be the size you bought. This allows tejano’s to wear larger clothing and changing size smaller to make them look thinner. Or the previous person just stretched it out two sizes larger.

8. don’t dance too long on those high heels. Case study has shown que if you go to a tejano dance wearing high heels, they might have gotten a bit shorter due to the fact que you wore them out while dance ten or more songs in a role.

7. don’t buy those expensive drinks at bars. Case study have shown que if you drink enough at home and stick your head out the window while you drive at 85 mph there, scientific study have shown que you should have a good buzz way before you get there, which will reduce you from spending so much money at the bar que you wonder what happen to all your cash. Oh by the way the new hair style will be free.

6. don’t pick up any one at a tejano bar. Case study have shown que the majority of men and women that go to tejano dances are either married and there by themselves, or are there looking for their x’s to see who there are messing around with. Beware of los chingaso behind the head when not looking. Could be bad for your health.

5. don’t get there to early, you might be charged with a higher cover charge. Case studies have shown que if you get there about one hour before the bar closes, you have a better time and less expensive and still see the main attraction.

4. don’t take pictures at tejano bars. Case study showed que tejona’s that go to bar when there are not suppose too find themselves in lot of shit back how and having to explain the picture later to love ones.

3. don’t go too a tejano dance if you are not suppose too. Case studies have shown que if you go to a tejano dance it’s very possible that you might go home smelling like the bar and its harder to explain from where that smell came and not a birthday party at the office.

2. don’t dance with other persons if they didn’t go with you. Case studies have shown que if you ask a person too dance sitting there by themselves surely have a date there but went to the bathroom or buy then a drink . It dangerous too your health.

1. and finally if you are a member of the band take your wife with you. Case studies have shown que more and more band members are getting divorces or left due to all the groupies that follow them from dance to dance and didn’t take their love one with them .

 

Ok raza got to go , have a great tejano day.

hejola report for 05022017

hejola report for 05022017.

Cchwnn.

 

Kingsville, tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning hejolia report.  But And now for that award winning headline news.

Fire smoke alarms drive back in the hood,

Three barrio members get honored.

And another barrio study looking for you, El primo’s son Matthew Molina a graduate student, ranked 123 in his class of 123, at our local college has asked us to ask you barrio members if anyone was interested in a new study of obesity he is conducting. An was looking for several  large people he can test on and hoping to get a larger test groups results so his study can mean something. So if you are a large person wanting to make a large impact and one of the larger test groups please write to us a cchwnn@netscape.net. At large.

Three barrio members were honored last night at the local bingo house on the heroic effort they did in saving the lives of several old folks. Los tress reyes  brothers, harpoon, chango, y chingo we all honor on how they bravely the entered a burning home and save the older couple from burning, oh besides them ripping off a few things, the constable decided not to file charges against them. Dang it must be good to be a crack hea!!!.

 

And finally, its back and our loco volunteer firefighters will be out in the street again, this weekend looking for spare changes in order to purchase smoke alarms for every barrio home. They had almost reached their goal last year but that one party really messed it up in which they ate about 20 packs of instant popcorn, ear marked for fire home alarm.

Oh  if you hadn’t realize that our locos had decided several years ago that instant popcorn packages were being used as smoke alarms. You see, they  fiqure que if the popping don’t wake your butt  up,  the smell would. So if you see those vatos at the corner of your barrio street, hey go ahead and drop a few coins and save a life.

 

 

Well there you have it folks I am bill diaz an have a great day.

hejola report for 05012017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s award winning  barrio headline news:

Two vato’s  arrested for stealing gas.

Two  vato’s escape while being transported.

And finally some darn good news.

Some good news hit the hood today , when the power went out. It seems that went things go wrong for some folks things go good for others, which was the case of two families. The power went off from the corner of third and wells up to the other corner of wells and third street. The power went off just as one family was getting ready to put their Christmas light on and the family from across the street were preparing to remove their Christmas lights. Both families were very disappointed que they found out que the whole west side had lost power due to the  fact que the two locations where folks paid their bills shut down and never really pay anyone’ s bills. An investigation will be conducted once the power comes back up.

Two vato’s better known as two vato’s were arrested yesterday for stealing gasoline from an abandon truck, left behind about ten years ago. While trying to steal the gas the two vato’s couldn’t even open the gas cap never the less steal any gas. Both men were arrested on the location and we transported to the other side of the tracks.

 

 

When the transported was transferring the two vato’s  to the jail house across the tracks ran out of gas. While the police man left the two in his squad car to see if he could find gas, the two vatos managed to escape from the car. A few hours later the two vatos were seen entering the barrio gay bar two tons of fun. No report of their whereabouts, the constable is looking for your help in finding this two men, please contact the constable If you have any information about them. Oh by the way they both are dress in dresses.

 

 

Ok raza have a great day.