HEJOLA REPORT FOR 05232017

Hejola report for 05232017.

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Kingsville, Texas.  Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio leader Trumpas deal;

Business owner Earl the squire Day, was a happy camper yesterday as the new barrio leader just reported que they will start producing Gringo Tamales on our side of the tracks and plan on selling them at $15 a dozen which is almost double the price compared to the hood’s prices. Trumpas promised that he and his good friend Ruffus Russel Redneck, the leader of “let me put the finger on you” have tried for years in banning homemade tamales, will make sure that this idea will pass this year sometime and opening the door for only certified tamale brokers can make them here.

Riots and arrested after the ban on homemade tamales;

At least 20 folks and not sure on how many  farmer animals and pet that were arrested also during a protest protesting the ban on making homemade tamales.  The leader of this protest told us que its un-American to not let folks make tamales at home regardless what trumpas and that redneck say. We will continue to fight this ban and will stand our ground even if we have to go to jail and court.

And finally security is beefed up in the hood:

Now that trumpas is out of jail he has order el constable Cadena to patrol the hood on a 24 hours bases and has order all the old Christmas decoration to be turn off. The reason is that Trumpas does not want folks to be happy but wants the whole hood to be pissed and not happy.  Trumpas told us que he doesn’t want folks to be happy but he wants the hood to be mad and ugly and not happy. Many believe que his wish just might come true.

Ok raza be happy.