hejola report for 05262017.

Hejola report for 05262017.

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Kingsville, Texas. hello again I am Lewis mojo Lewis with our award winning barrio headline news:

Drag Tejanos band from real Tejano bars.

Yesterday el constable cadena had to escort about 15 drag queens out of a real Tejano bar when the owner realized they weren’t real women. Chuy the owner of Chuy’s barrio sports bar told us que we don’t want them here. They got their own bar over the at Two Tons of Fun, oh by the way it’s the only Tejano gay bar in the county.

 

Shots fired at Chuy’s bar sign.

The constable Cadena told us que he has an idea of who shot up the Chuy”s bar sign late last night. He didn’t want to mention any names but he felt que it could  have been some of them queens that got run off yesterday, but wasn’t going to say anything until the investigation is over.

 

Barrio vato wants to move to the moon!(ok).

Yesterday June Morgan  Martinez Munoz better known as mm in the hood told us about the space ship he is building in his back yard to get him to the moon. After we went over to look at this ship we determine that the only place that ship is going is to get him is in jail..

Ok raza have a great day.