hejola report for 05182017

Hejola report for 05182017.

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Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz con today barrio headline news. Well it’s like every year mother’s day brings the best out of everyone. Yea. Now for barrio headline news:

Barrio 811 emergency calls place on hold.

22 arrested yesterday CINCO DE MAYO fest.

Two ways to love your mother.

Well base on a mother’s day survey we took there are only two way, the results of our mother’s  day survey, it seems there are only two ways to really love your mother, either by visiting here for several hours or giving her ten bucks an stay for ten minutes, that was the results of this study. Oh yea after we interviews ten barrio members, we determined que these results are very important to many.

In other news, Well if you though that CINCO DE MAYO FEST, WAS A DAY of rest will your freaking wrong. Out of the 22 arrests made  15 were mothers who took it on their own to start chit that happen  ten years ago or more. From fighting at a backyard barbeque to breaking window at the local bar, that is what el constable cadena told us yesterday. Oh yea it was a better year this year compared to other years, where fewer mothers, for some reason or another took their frustrations out less this year.

And finally, It seems that if you would have had an emergency and called the barrio emergency call hotline this coming mother’s day, you would will put on hold due to all el pedo going on in the hood. It seems que so much chit was going on que all lines might find themselves real busy for at minimum of 3 hours, starting around 6pm to around 1159 pm, based on what el constable just informed us. So if you plan on starting some chit don’t do it next year come mother’s day and hold it till father’ day.

Well there you have it for today, and keep it Tejano.