Wednesday, May 17, 2017

hejolia report for 05172017


Hejolia report for 05172017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. hello again  I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:

Father’s Day fest planned.

The barrio welcome wagon has just announced que this year’s father’s day fest will be held at the Westinghouse barrio mall. The organizers tell us que they will lots of thing to do this year and  promise to have enough security on hand for those that don’t know how to act in public.

 Cat woman caught.

When you think things are going smooth all of a sudden things don’t look to go. That was the case con La commandra Juanita Jones. She was known in the hood for saving tons of cats and providing them with new homes. Well at least that was it looked like by in reality she was getting lots of donations for her effort to keep cats happy as can be. But it turned out that she really wasn’t saving cats but was killing them an dumping them in other counties.  Charges will be filed not for killing the cats but for the donations she got.

And finally taco’s to go café shut down.

The barrio health inspectors have shut down the only taco stand left in the hood for chingos de health violations. It seems that the owners really didn’t care in cleaning their home made grill that made those taco taste so good. It turned out that special grill had never been clean in 5 years and wasn’t really a grill but a hood to an old car. Charges will be filed

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

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