hejola report for 05082018

 hejola report for 05082018

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Hello again mi raza como estan, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning hejolia report.  But first of all what’s up with all this rain, it just tell me we might just get that big one this year. And now for that award winning headline news.

Fire smoke alarms drive back in the hood,

Three barrio members get honored.

And another barrio study looking for you.

El primo’s son Matthew Molina a graduate student, ranked 123 in his class of 123, at our local college has asked us to ask you barrio members if anyone was interested in a new study of obesity he is conducting. An was looking for several  large people he can test on and hoping to get a larger test groups results so his study can mean something. So if you are a large person wanting to make a large impact and one of the larger test groups please write to us a cchwnn@netscape.net. At large.

Three barrio members were honored last night at the local bingo house on the heroic effort they did in saving the lives of several old folks. Los tress reyes  brothers, harpoon, chango, y chingo we all honor on how they bravely the entered a burning home and save the older couple from burning, oh besides them ripping off a few things, the constable decided not to file charges against them. Dang it must be good to be a crack hea!!!.

And finally, its back and our loco volunteer firefighters will be out in the street again, this weekend looking for spare changes in order to purchase smoke alarms for every barrio home. They had almost reached their goal last year but that one party really messed it up in which they ate about 20 packs of instant popcorn, ear marked for fire home alarm.

Oh  if you hadn’t realize that our locos had decided several years ago that instant popcorn packages were being used as smoke alarms. You see, they  fiqure que if the popping don’t wake your butt  up,  the smell would. So if you see those vatos at the corner of your barrio street, hey go ahead and drop a few coins and save a life.

Well there you have it folks I am bill diaz an have a great day.