hejola report for 5102018

Hejola report for 05/102018

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again my name is Bill Diaz con today’s award winning headline news:

Charges filed for flipping the finger at constable:

Alex Colin was charged and later released because he flipped the finger at constable cadena while eating breakfast at Juan’s taco stand. I was eating my taco when this pendejo drove by real slow and yelled at me and when I turned to see who it was, bang he just flipped me the finger says el constable cadena. I then dropped the taco and chased this vato down. Once he stopped the Mr. Colin, and arrested him , I notice that Colin Had his finger broken and was casted flipping his mid finger, so l released Mr. Colin. 

Bird lovers charged with feeding their cats:

The residents at the corner of third and wells felt there was something going on when they noticed that in the last few days fewer birds had been showing up to eat at their backyard bird feeders. Once the constable got there and sat around for a few hours watching some of the birds, both the owners and the constable noticed what the problem was. It seems that the residents had place the bird feeders too close to the ground and never thought that their 20 cats would be interested in eating them birds. Charges will be filed against the residents for harming poor little birds.

And finally, theory vs. reality conference held this past weekend.
The real discuss was how real can reality be when you are so broke and have no means of paying your bills vs. the fact that you had no money in the first place, then why buy stuff. That was the main topic this weekend conference on theory vs. reality. Many showed up thinking it was going to be easy to tell folks their problems and see how one could find the means to correction it. But many realized that their problems weren’t shit compared to other folk’s problems. There will be a follow up conferences in two years. 
Ok there you have it for today.