Hejola report for 05142018
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello como estan, I am bill diaz con today’s
award winning barrio headline news:
Family Gomez took all the cookies, more for us?
Reunion of semi-pro baseball team.
And finally few tejanos pissed off.
Today was nothing different from other days, when we have
single tejano’s and their supporters, not athletic supporter but individuals
that drink from the cup pissed off when they were asked
why their group was wanting to hold a secret gathering to
determine the future of la onda tejana; which they felt they represented. Many
in the hood told us que estos ways, hadn’t done nothing only benefit from their
own ideology ideas and their needs only. A special barrio meeting
will be held to discuss this matter in 2033, make sure to attend this session,
that’s if you are still alive.
This weekend will mark the 35th anniversary
that Los Amigos semi- pro baseball team last played. This weekend
these old goats will join together and will play against a team much older than
they are. The team that has agreed to show up for this challenge has yet not
mention, how many team members they will have to face Los Amigos. The team
captain for the challengers Benny Perez, age 87, say que he is
really sure que his team will be there and has assure us que someone is going
to get there butt whipped. Good luck guys and make sure you
bring your diaper and your will with you.
Yesterday la familia Gomez were arrested when they
determine que they were only interested in their needs and not the rest of the
hood. Its really sad, says el comparde Juan Perez, one of the families que
didn’t get any cookies, que esta familia, Gomez, took all the
cookies from the cookie jar and didn’t leave any for the rest of us. This type
of selfness is what cause us not have faith in bull shitter, wearing Tejano
clothing.
Ok raza and to all los gringitos that have learn the game, have
a great Tejano day way…
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