Hejola report for 05292018.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am David Duran, bill is on
vacation, con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio mall climbs tree in standoff for the days.
Barrio sancho clause permits up this year.
And finally, barrio turkey farm avoids the hood.
The last few years somehow and some where the barrio turkey
farm use to drive its turkey truck through the hood in order to get them
turkeys to market. But in those two years at least 350 turkeys have managed to
escape their slaughter and made a run for it. This year, the constable and
county and city and state officials have promise the turkey farm owner que all
them turkeys will make it to market con the police escort it will provide. El
constable told us que those animal advocates won’t disrupt this year
thanksgiving like years before, I promise and cross my heart to die. Yea
right.
It seem that the economic is on an upswing compared to last
year says el senor carlos Valdez the barrio city tax collector. He told us que
sancho clause permits were up at least by 25 compared to last year. What that
means says carlos is que we are going to have more barrio persons walking
around the hood dress like santa clause taking xmas pictures, yea the ones you
want to remember twenty years from now. Yet, carlos did warn us to
warn you que not all sancho clause have permits in hood , so you need to be
very cautious with which sancho you go to.
El constable cadena y su barrio task force surround Pancho
Lopez this pasted Saturday morning, who was wanted for stealing and much other
stuff made a run for it and climbed the oldest tree in hood. After several days
of trying to persuade him to come down, he finally surrendered yesterday. By
the way el senor Mario Munoz the owner of the tree is thinking of suing the
county and the constable’s office for damages done to his front lawn and the
oldest tree, where several old branches were cut and haul off without his
permission.
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