barrio stock market report for 06082012

Barrio stock market report for 06082012.

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Kingsville, tx. Hello again, Urbano yosabatodo con today’s award  winning barrio stock market report. So what is it about barrio stock market you don’t get? Could it be the lack of paper money? You know money has been around for a while and its not terribly complicated to understand. The key element is trust, esa, si trust is the majic behind all this. That was true when money came to us in many ways, for example, a piece of metal that you could bite and bounce on your head, but now our barrio faces money in a whole different way. Today el barrio must have faith in money not just because we all need it, no we must have faith in money because it s just a piece of paper that comes in a plastic form, so today’s money is nothing but trust. The trust I have is I hope  I have enough of it to use my plastic card again. Now for that report:

Las tortillas, ended the week at $1. 25 a pack.

Las tamales, well you they are in season all year round, ended the week at $6.50 a dozen.

Las empanadas, more filling for the buck, ended the week at $.65 each.

La baracoba de cabeza, gee higher and higher, ended the week at $7.00 a lb.

And that cheap beer, that leaves that awful taste in your mouth, ended the week at $2.99 a six pack.

Barrio wand ads;

#43598, one left foot shoes sizes from 7 to 14, make offer on them. Don’t know what happen to the right foot shoe.

#43334, “say no never again” t shirts for sale, honk three times at the corner of third and wells.

#98932, chickens and little pigs for sale. So are very cute some are not, more look let your x mother in law, make offer.  Don’t you think its time to bring home the bacon.

#324533, Tejano clothing for sale, gone punk. Make offer for everything from booths to bras, and underwear, size 23.

Barrio realtors report:

Ten homes are for sale and the new owners must move them to a new location. Make offer or call us and we will show you where they are located and show us where you plan to move them too.

Ok raza got to go , now keep it Tejano.