hejola report for 06212012

Hejola report for 06212012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello David Duran here. Back from our world tour, con our award winning barrio headline news. But did you know that you can be Tejano and still don’t know which way the wind blows.  Now for our report:

Increase of barrio suicides decline.

Good news turns into bad news for some.

And finally being Tejano and being silly just don’t cut it.

A group of tejano’s took it on their own to determine que being silly isn’t cutting it. It’s a matter of pride and respect was what one Tejano told us. Look how can you be Tejano and silly at the same time, there’s no way you can be both.  When the dust settled those same tejano’s that made those lames comments were spotted at the corner of third and wells selling silly little things.

Barrio leaders have decided to turn any good news into bad news, since bad news is all we hear now a days. Yes says one of the barrio leaders, look barrio members aren’t use to getting any good news so why start now. This issue will be discussed at the next barrio leaders meeting schedule for year 2033.

Yesterday a barrio specialist told a group of persons that have failed at suicide attempts que it’s just a matter of time que they will get it right. Yes says el doctor Ben Casey Diaz que keep trying it’s the American way. You can’t just stop from trying, it’s a matter of honor and grace. After his speech, el doctor Ben Casey Diaz, was pitched up by the lala land officials and arrested again. It’s seems que he escape last night from the hospital located next to lalalaland.

Ok raza it’s that time to get out and be Tejano. Con those cheap boots, hat, jeans, belt and that fancy car you own to the bank. Have a great Tejano day.