Hejola report for 06262012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am Bill diaz con today’s award
winning barrio headline news.
Barrio bomb squad called to corner of third and wells.
Barrio man arrested for urinate in front of Tejano barrio.
And finally, happiness is a warm gun.
Juan Pena the only Beatle fan left in the hood was set to go
to court yesterday when he showed up with a pistol in his pocket. He was
knocked down, pushed around, beat up and then run over by a female security guard
at the court house. When asked what’s up with the gun, he sang “ happiness is warn gun”. He was arrested and also
taken for observation at the other side of the tracks lalala land hospital.
Late late last night el compadre Martin Chapa was arrested
by a security guard that monitored the parking lot of Two Tons of fun bar, when
he found it real easy to relieve himself right outside the bar by urinating on
some customers car tires. He was arrested with his little thing outside his
pants. The charges against Mr. Chapa are numerous. And in addition he was taken
to lala land for observation due to the fact que he was barking at the tires. Yesterday
afternoon, a homemade tortilla bomb was found at the corner of wells and Third
Street.
And finally, Constable Cadena, told us que he was flagged
down by a heavy set woman outside the only barrio church and he was told que
her fat butt husband had left a package of tortilla inside her car and told her
go ahead and open that package so you can eat your life away, and burn in hell.
But after a few minutes she felt que he was up to something. The barrio vato’s
loco’s volunteers firefighter arrived in the scene and quickly removed the
package of tortillas and started eating some of them, while the main loco
talked to the constable not realizing que the bomb was inside the packages. No one
was injured when the bomb went off but one vato lost a few front teeth. An investigation
will be conducted.
Ok raza keep it Tejano and have you hugged a
real Tejano today?
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