hejola report for 06252012

Hejola report for 06252012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan, Bill Diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio offers a Tejano lifestyle dream contest.

Two tejano’s and ten Aliens arrested at barrio bar.

And finally, things just don’t make sense.

Yesterday Let put the finger on you committee approached barrio leaders on matters that really didn’t make sense or weren’t true. The committee pointed out that there was really no need to outline plans for the future ear marked for 2033. We won’t be around then so why spend money now on those plans. One barrio leader told the group que  think about your grand children.  The committee leader asked what about our grand children?

Two Tejano residents were arrested when they decided to take on the family Alien.  The two didn’t realize que son chingos of them when they picked a fight on the smallest one at the bar. When the two tejanos confronted the one alien, he turned around and asked his whole family to see what the problem was con esto dos. After the two Tejano got their butt kicked the constable decided to take the whole bunch to jail. Charges are pending.

And finally, the barrio leaders are offering a dream vacation contest to the barrio resident who can give the better TEJANO LIFESTLE DREAM CONTEST.  So if you are Tejano and believe that there is actually a Tejano lifestyle dream please submit your ideas of one. The winner will win a vacation for two in the hood, where dreams start and end.

Of raza dream on and remember if you aint Tejano you aint chit.