barrio stock market report for 08282015

Barrio stock market for 08282015.

 

Cchwnn.

 

Kingsville, tx. Ola como estan I am Urbano yosabatodo con this week’s award winning barrio stock market report. Well if things weren’t bad already. Barrio stock market has been on brown alert for the past two weeks due to the fact que muchos de los stores in the hood like to raise the price on stuff right before the holidays. You see muchos de los stores in the hood don’t have too much overhead but do have chingos de bills that are not related to the business. Anyway tis a time to be jolly and holly and happy and now is the time to layaway for that xmas. So come on down raza and spend some darn good money here at the hood.

So let’s all hold hands and get in debt so we all can have some major reason why we should work all next year for.  Have a great tejano day, and now for that award winning barrio stock market report:

Los taquitos up ten cents from last week, ended the week at $1.35 each coffee is extra.

Los tamales are on a steady increasing, which we noticed a few weeks ago, ended the week at $6.25 a dozen.

Las tortillas, also were up this week with an increase of at least 25 percent from last week, ended the week at $1.65 a pack of twelve.

La barbacoa de caberas remained stable this week after news que las llama farms were going to delay their product, ended the week at $6.50 a lb.

 

Barrio want ads:

45256 item:  ten used cowboy boots used by famous tejano singers. Which one not sure but might have used them. Make offer for the whole lot of boots.

 

 

 

65824 item: used playboy books and penthouse books some pages are stuck but can still see pictures, and read the articales make offer for all twenty books.

 

 

 

56235 item: six g stings used by famous women in our life , range from small to xxx large. Nice girls make offer.

 

 

 

3256 item: used car tires only flat in the bottom, might be good not sure make offer. Sizes 14.15, and 10.

 

 

 

54136 item: used house shoes and used silver ware still shine might need so cleaning but besides that spoons still work. Make offer.

 

BARRIO REALTOR REPORT:

 

 

Ok we just got some wind from a man that has lots of hot air for sale. He was not sure if the wind was coming down hill or uphill , but did say que we could purchases some of that hot air. This hot air lot is located at a corner place across the street from that barrio hang out school house. The constable cadena and his barrio force 666 are on hand just in case this man is sell a bunch of hot air.

 

 

Ok raza there you have it for today, I am urbano yosabatodo, and have a great tejano day