hejola report for 08132015

Hejola report for 08132015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello raza how are we doing, I am David Polar bear Duran, con today awarding barrio headline news:

Barrio kids come back to school.

Barrio residents arrested for $10,000 counterfeit food stamps.

Ten barrio members arrested in the nude.

And finally some maybe good or bad news for weed lovers.

We all know that money is good and not good depending on who you ask. But esta vato, Augustine Ramirez, 27, was arrested at the corner of third and wells right after he left “tacos on the run stand” when one of its employees called the constable to report that a customer had paid for his meal with pot. Once the constable got there, the employee handed over an ounce of pot to the constable as evidence, against Mr. Ramirez. He was arrested and the constable took the pot so he could test it and see if it was really good weed or not. Oh by the way he the constable told us que whatever weed is left will be used as evidences.

 
We here and you there feel que along con el constable Cadena que our children are the future of tomorrow so we want everyone regardless if you have children or not to start slowing down around school zones, since school is back in session. Our constable tells us que many drive real fast and forget to slow down around school zones. Plus if you want to do a child a favor throw those tin cans out the window and drive slow.

Yesterday afternoon, ten barrio members and a few others were arrested on our second annual “let’s take our clothes off fun walk”. This event was not sponsor nor did they have permission to have held this event in the city limits or even anywhere in the county. It took about 30 minutes in rounding up all the participants. Charges are pending.

El constable cadena was called to a local Westside meat market, where it seemed que a brother named Clarence carter brown Ruiz was arrested , and the constable confiscated more than $10,000 worth of old food stamps, you know the ones once paper bills.
Mr carter brown Ruiz who just got out of prison didn’t realize that food stamps aren’t used anymore in Texas but the lone star card has taken its place. Mr. carter was taken back to prison and will not be allowed to pass go.

Ok raza have a great day and we see you later gator.