hejola afternoon report for 08042015.

 

Hejola afternoon report for 08042015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,Texas,  Hello raza how are we doing and now for our afternoon report:

50 cats, 12 raccoons, and 58 rabbits’ found at Westside residents.

Bus load of tejanos busted on their way to the mall.

And some good news for la onda tejana.

 

We have a very special announcement to make about la onda tejana.  As we get older and many more Tejano get younger it seems that the once young tejanos are the old ones now and the younger ones have taken their place. But let’ not worried because as long as there is make up and wigs and new youth clothing we can all look great until all the stuff we put on comes off. I once fell in love with a woman that piled all her false stuff on the corner of the room and I told her I wasn’t sure if I loved her or all that stuff pile at the corner of the room.

The final Tejano dance for this past weekend came to a complete haul when a bus load of Tejano stars were arrested and taken down to the real jail house. El constable tells us que tejanos are getting more brave and willing to stick their noses into other people business. A group call “los tejanos for our hood” told us que this was not true and want to make sure que we don’t write stuff about them Tejanos anymore. “ it not good to tell  la raza que somos locos” says one of los tejanos. We will see said Tejano Joe and Tejano Ben, and Tejano Juan and Tejano Bill and Tejano Juanito, and Tejano Guys, and how many tejanos are there we asked? One smart butt Tejano said, “ just look on facebook”.

The barrio human society or better known as let me save you little critter ass, were called to resident somewhere around the  corner of wells and third where they found inside the home, 50 cats, 12 raccoons’,and 58 rabbits’. El senor y la senorita Juan y Juana la Cuban are being charged con chingos de Counts of having animals in their home without a permit. In addition los Cubans tell us que all these animals were being raised for the barrio zoo located at the Westinghouse barrio mall. But once el senor Ruiz the director of the barrio zoo, told this reporter que who in the hell were la familia Cuban, and why would they want any more cats, raccoons, and rabbits when we already have more than enough. Charges will be filed. Oh by the way all the animals were turned loose around the corner of third and wells.

Ok raza que viva la raza and la tortillas de masa.