Hejola report for 08062015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello raza David Duran here con today’s award
winning barrio headline news:
ESTA VATO LOCO wins election, but with controversy.
Lots of party goers strap it on.
And finally, a record number of voters show up in trucks and
trailers to vote.
The barrio city and county clerk told us que this barrio election
which was held yesterday, brought out the most voters ever, now that the new
voting law allowed you to bring some of your pets to vote, as long as they were
registered voters. The clerk told us que the number of voters was larger than
last year but those numbers really represented lots of farm animals being
declaring as pets. But the clerk did tell us que at least no one had a taqucha register
voter. Thank god, amen.
Late last night both of the candidates were holding their
victory parties right across the street from each other around the corner of third and wells street. The constable was
summoned to this locations several times during the evening to break up several
fights and people just plain yelling at each other from both sides of the
street. El constable had to shut down both parties around 4 a.m. in the
morning. Oh by the way it was reported that one of the candidates got his or
her butt kicked, more details as they come in.
At the end of the night ESTA VATO LOCO was declared the winner
and the next barrio city representative with a small edge win over Russell
Rufus redneck. But that wasn’t the major story here. We have been informed que
Redneck was going to challenge the election results sometime today con the idea
que too many chickens, ducks, turkeys, and cats, and dogs voted illegal. In addition
he also claims que ESTA VATO LOCO isn’t really his name. The complaint will be submitted to our local
justice of the peace for his review within a few hours.
Ok raza have a great Tejano day y que viva good ole u.s.a.
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