Hello report
for 07112015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas.
Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Cats and
dogs are still missing by the numbers.
Barrio home
interior busted.
Barrio save
ten little monkeys.
And now some
darn good news.
The barrio wants to thank el ojo barrio private eye in
solving the case of the missing cats and dogs reported a few weeks ago. El ojo
doesn’t really want to tell us how he solved this mystery but has asked barrio
residents que if you have had a missing pet within the last few days come on by
to the barrio community center to see if we have it here. So come on down to
the recover your pet asap.
La commadre Nancy Alaniz was arrested yesterday afternoon
when she was displaying her brand new book named “ How to keep your mother in
law in check”. One of the ways as explained in her book was to slap the chit of
your mother in front lawn next time she got out of hand. Well that didn’t go
very well with certain mother in laws that confronted Nancy at the mall. In one
case Nancy actually slapped a so call mother in law to demonstrate que it don’t
take long for your in law to snap and keep her in check. Charges will be filed
against her.
El constable posted a 918 alert throughout the hood
because there were at least 27 dogs and 32 cats missing within the last ten
hours. The constable told us off the record que it could be those hillbillies
that just moved into the hood, but there was no proof of them boys stealing,
killing or even kidnapping them poor little pets. Oh by the way them boys
opened up a Chinese restaurant, named “chon hill boy”.
Ten little monkeys were rescued yesterday from 27 dogs
and 32 cats that were chasing them in the hood. El constable and about 20 brave
volunteers were able to catch the majority of them monkeys and were able to
fight off some of the homeless dogs. The city and barrio leaders will discuss
this matter at the next city meeting schedule for March 2033.
Ok raza have a great 
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