hejola report for 09082015

Hejola report for 09082015.

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Kingsville,tx. Now from our command post here is David Duran, como estan mi amigo, I am David Duran. Now con our award winning headline news:

Internet becoming addicted for barrio members,

Gay cowboy fans upset.

and barrio farm animal still causing problems,

Constable cadena responded to a barrio resident motorist's call and to assist them with a chicken that had flown into a car and become tangled in its windshield wipers. And constable cadena was again was called to the home of los martinez in which they wanted to report que 50 pigeons had been stolen or flown away. It seems que at least 7 of the pigeons had been killed by passing cars. It is very important que all the folks in the hood need to move their farm animal out of the city limits.

After the only tejano gay was shut down yesterday afternoon, the crowd inside decided to take matters on their own by rioting outside the bar. They did this by standing at the cornerof third and Wells Street. At least ten cowboy fans were arrested, so of them were dress in drag and actual cowboy out fits. All will be charged for disturbing the peace.

And finally many barrio men and barrio women from the hood have recently have become "addicted" to the Internet and longed for their computers. Said the official, Benny Goodman martinez, "For people who play (Internet) games all night and don't have any friends, don't have any hobbies, and some don’t even come to work anymore, and when they do it’s a very big shock, having to work con other people.

There you have it folks. Have a good day, I am David Duran con el cchwnn barrio news.