hejola report for 09152015

Hejola report for 09152015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello Raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

Vato steal bicycle and almost dies con bee stings.

La prima Belinda Ramon sues local health center.

Family feud kills several family members.

And finally some darn good news.

Yes it is true, and so what?

According to constable Cadena report, he tells us que two barrio families that have been feuding for at ten years created a big ass ruckus late last night. It seems que la family Martinez killed la family Munoz’s cat, so when el senor found out he went over and shot la family Martinez prize winning pit bull. So when Mr. Martinez found out he went over and shot Mr. Munoz and his oldest daughter. By the time el constable got there, several shots were fired at his barrio security force 666 and wounding four of el constable staff. Furthermore before he could shoot el constable Cadena, he manager to shoot el senor Martinez in the head several times, fatally wounding Mr. Martinez. Charges are still pending due to the fact que no witnesses were alive to point out who fired the first shot.

For one major reason, Belinda Ramon will not be going back to St. Paul’s medical health for treatment her epileptic seizures she gets once in a while. The report we got was that she was complaining que the medication she got at the center was having chingos de side effects which she was getting more often than before. Furthermore, she felt que she had turn herself into a lesbian and felt more like el compadre Manuel the man next door, who by the way stands in front of his door watching chicks go by. The law suit is pending.

It seems que Ricky Smittwich not knowing the barrio very well, stole a bicycle at the corner of wells and third street from la familia Martinez who by the way have chingos de killer bees in their backyard, well it seem que when Ricky got on the stolen bicycle he took a short cut getaway and drove the bike right into the Martinez killer bee’s beehives. By the time they called 918, and los vato locos volunteer firefighters got there, they found him barely breathing, el constable tells us que he had been stung more than over 1000. Loco number one tells us que he was lucky que he was still alive. No charges will be filed.

Ok Raza have a great day.