Hejolia
report for 09232015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. hello or heaveno? I am Bill Diaz con our exciting barrio headline news. Man
o man are we having lots of issues today? Now for our news:
Barrio animal
control had new plan for Tina V. and her cats, but spoiled.
Constable Cadena
takes control of situation where three hostages are being held.
Barrio members
show support for Tina V and her religious rights to love cats.
And finally
some more or less good news.
Yesterday la
commadre Tina V demonstrated que we still live in a country where we can raise
cats and dogs and love them as much as we want with the love of god. So now it
is our right to stand up to these laws that don’t allow us to own more than 100
cats at a time (yea right, thank god it’s just a make believe story). As long
as Tina V holds her ground we here and you there will stand up for her and her
cats.
This
morning 5 barrio animal control unit workers went over to la commadre Tina V.
Gonzales again with a new plan. This time la commadre T was not very happy with
the idea that they capture some 50 of her cats outside her perimeter, so she
had her own plan for them. The report says when the barrio animal control unit
arrived this morning around 5 a.m. and noticed at least 50 more of them cats
outsider the demilitarized zone that la commadre had marked in her back yard.
Well at least three of the animal control unit workers tried to chase down some
of them cats found them self well within the DMZ zone.
Where all
of a sudden la commadre appeared from a hidden underground bunker she had built
for such an occasion behind the three animal control workers, where she managed
to capture all three workers by knocking them down with a 10 foot 2x4 and took
them into her second fenced area next to her home. The other two workers made a
run for it in an effort not to get caught but managed to contact the constable
Cadena. No word on the status of this sage and standoff.
The constable has
taken charge of this drama being held at this moment, told us que he was very
glad to see that the three hostage were doing great and seem to be in good
health. He also stated that la commadre had bar b q some food for the three men
and bought some beer also. All and all the situation seems to be reaching an
end soon, and hoping que la commadre T will release the workers with no one
getting real hurt. Please note that el constable was able to communicate with
Tina using flag signals.
And finally
at least 35 people have gather at the
corner of third and wells protesting the way the barrio animal control unit has
handled the cat situation here. It seems that many of the protestors are
telling us que there is really no need to bring in the local law dogs from
across the tracks and their swat team to end this terrible siege, in which the
constable is considering if la commadre Tina doesn’t release the three hostage
she captured within a few days.
Ok raza we
will keep you informed on this matter and keep it Tejano.
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