Hejola report for 09172015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas. hello, raza what’s going I am Bill Diaz con
today’s award winning headline news:
Barrio cat woman sadden by large amount of taquchas.
Barrio man body found buried.
Barrio burglar injured while on the prowl.
And now so darn good news.
Well its official our creator has failed to pay bills and now
facing a long line of collectors trying to recover what he used up front. The real
problem is who is going to get what and depending who get there first. Dang man,
pay your bills. Oh by the way our creator believes que by them folks coming
over will help him get his home cleaned once they take most of the junk.
We all know that ever hood has a cat woman somewhere in the
hood. Well here in our hood our middle age Anglo woman was alarmed yesterday
evening when she went out to feed her tribe of cats (18) and noticed a few new
ones. It was dark and was not wearing her glasses, So she started to feed what
looked like small baby cats, but instead she was feeding a group of baby
taquchas. Once her friend from across the street asked her what she was doing,
she didn’t realize que they were baby taquchas, she made a run for her front
porch and got her shot gun and took several shots at them things. After the
dust settle she killed at least three taquchas, but injuired 8 cats, two dogs
and a few windows were blown out from her home. No charges will be filed.
El compadre Henry Flores, was arrested late last night after he
had broken into an apartment building under construction. The report states que
after el compadre Flores had ran shack the first floor and had loaded his van
with chingos de goodies, he decided to check out the second floor. But instead
of calling it a night he entered the second floor and accidentally fell out a
window resulting in a broken back, hip and arm. He was found in the morning by
some construction workers and was rushed to st. paul’s medical center. Charges
will be filed.
In other news, Yesterday afternoon la commadre Juanita
Saenz was arrested for trying to hide her boyfriend’s body in her back yard
after he collapsed in bed. El constable is not really sure what happened but is
investigating this crime. But all
indications, the constable stated, pointed that they were having ruff sex. Now
the real question is who called the constable and charges are pending.
Ok raza and for all you FOX NEWS lover, dang …
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