hejola report for 09142015

Hejola report for 09142015.

 

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio  headline news:

ESTA VATO LOCO is declared winner regardless.

Good news and very little bad news.

And finally, a list of non authorized sancho clause permits.

The barrio has agreed to print out a list of authorized person to act and dress up like  sancho clause this coming holiday. You might recall that the last few years several men and women have been ripping people off acting like santa clause in the hood. We need to make sure our holidays are a happy and merry one’s, so the constable is asking for your help in locating those unauthorized sancho clause. A small reward is being offered.

This past week el barrio got a handful of so darn good news. It seems that the city and county leaders have decided to lift the ban on yard sales, garage sales, front yard sales, front room sales, on line sales and back yard sales and reduce the fees between now and Christmas. One of the city leaders told this reporter que barrio residents need that extra cash flow for Christmas and thanksgiving. Now the bad news, the city will place a ban again on allowing farm animals to roam the hood without a health and owner collar.  We need to make sure que we don’t let cows, horses, and donkeys take over our streets.

Yesterday afternoon el barrio election commission decided to make sure all the I’s were dotted and all the t’s were crossed when they declared ESTA VATO LOCO the next barrio elected representative. Russell rufus Redneck the declared loser was not very happy with the announcement made at that meeting. How can you people be so blind and not notice what went wrong with this election and your decision to declare this man a winner, stated Mr. Redneck. Just for the record at least seven people on the election commission were blind.

 

Ok raza have a great Tejano day and have you layaway your Christmas stuff?