hejola afternoon report for 12092015

 

Hejola afternoon report for 12092015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am General Fideo Vermicelli

Our creator overwhelmed with donation or loaned money of $4.00.

Compadre steals money for us to stay alive.

Barrio leaders tell us que it is very expensive to be poor.

And now some kind of good news.

Yes we are a satire news service that does not require any kind of payment to read or see our news. But in recent days we have fumbled our on cost and are in edge of night. We thank those that still believe in free enterprise at some cost but we will prevail on this matter.

Barrio leaders just found out que the only bank in the hood might have to move few more blocks closer to the railroad tracks that divide the city. Since we leave on the west side of our great town, banks have not taken noted of that. The only leading institution in our hood is the high rate payday loans and the prominence of check-cashing stores. Those are our banks and we need some relief. Look loans at 89 percent interest rates are the only thing we have going here and it’s going to be the same in the future. What can be done? Barrio members all know que work hard, stay honest and care for fellow man is still the heart of our barrio but being poor has always been the biggest down fall for many hard working raza. It makes no differences folks if we work hard, the cost of living will never meet the real cost of staying alive.

It seems que everything was going his way until he didn’t have the money to pay certain bills. El compadre Martin Moore Cantu was arrested yesterday evening which seemed kind of funny due to the fact that he only took $40 from the store he had robbery. Once el constable arrested him, they asked him why only $40.00, he said he wanted to help us out. My god, god blesses el compadre and we plan to bail him out somehow.  

Our creator told us que he was very happy que some folks actually trust us with so far $4.00 that we will pay back on Monday to keep us going. Thank you folks and we won’t let you down.

Again thank you raza and we promise to make it good.