Hejolia report for 12022015.
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Kingsville, Texas, hello mi raza como estan I am Gloria
Guerra con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio redneck tries to offending , but back fires.
10 dogs and 7 cats are wanted for an awful act.
And now for some darn good news for the hood.
The barrio leaders have announced que there will be a free
for all fights this coming Saturday for those wanting to kick so butt. It’s
something that they want to try out before the real frustration starts, one of
the barrio leaders told us, it’s like pre game review, so instead of fighting
and getting mad around Christmas eve or Christmas day come on down this weekend
an get it off your chest. He tells us he can’t wait till new years’ day!
It seems that every year there are incidents that involve
dogs, cats, and a holiday dinner. Well last night for some reason the entire
Perez family went outside to see how beautiful the Christmas lights looked at
night time and left the back door a bit open. That was more than enough for the
dogs and cats next door to start dinner early. By the time the family came back
inside the house the freeloaders had already started with desert. The constable
was called over and told them que he would put an all-out warning in the hood
for a lookout for them dogs and cats with a smile on their face.
Yesterday the leader of let me put the finger on you Ruff
Redneck Russell thought he had the upper hand when tried to offend a group of
internationals folks from all over by racing pigs at his farm. The ideas says
Ruff, is que I was trying to see if I could offend them and them might just
sell the land a bit cheaper they bought next to mine. But instead the new
residents, Omar Patel, asked Mr. Ruff, when the races would start.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great day. Oh yea.
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