hejola report for 07032012

Hejola report for 07032012.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello Bill Diaz, can you still hear the ringing? Now for our award winning barrio headline news.

Barrio prepares for higher fart tax.

Hearing lost doesn’t help lonely men: study results( please note isn’t not a scientific one). 

And finally, barrio constable warns about 4 of july fireworks useage.

El constable posted notices on every freaking telephone pole from here to all the way over there that he was trying to get rid of all the fireworks he recovered the past new year’s eve. His noticed stated why pay so much for fireworks when you can get them cheaper here.

Yesterday a study done by a barrio female, Julia Hughes, told us que men with hearing problems were less likely to fail in love due to the fact que they can’t hear very well. She told us que her study demonstrated que men with hearing lost really shouldn’t try and fall in love because they won’t be able to hear those lovely words that some women like to use. She gave us a few examples of what a woman would usually say; like ten dollars, not there, hey, pay up, gee is that it, and don’t call me anymore. She told us que she will be touring the hood and sharing her study with lots of grown men. Hey you!

Yesterday the leader of “let me put the finger on you committee’ informed its large amount of members’ que the present barrio and city representatives were planning a huge tax increase. All ten members listened to Russell rufus Redneck , as he outline their plan. One issue that was a major concern to Russell was that fart tax. The fart tax is just another way to increase taxes to barrio residents he pointed out.  The committee plans on meeting again in 2033, to review its stances on this matter.

Ok raza have a short weekend.  And by the way, way what have you done for Tejano.